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Post by Firemaster on Oct 24, 2008 14:56:27 GMT -6
Rofl Realis. Nice
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Post by Speedy mc Speedy, Speedy Theif on Oct 25, 2008 14:46:40 GMT -6
..Realis r winnar
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Post by Kain on Oct 31, 2008 20:49:00 GMT -6
Halloween irony:
* hellblazer101 - Boost 3 >> Kain * Werewolf(12) >> Hikari-chan --- MISSED * Witch(20) - Osmose >> Kain --- 15 MP DMG.
Commentary:
<hellblazer101>: rofl <hellblazer101>: that blows <Hikari-chan>: That sort of does, kya~ o.o;
Even Hikari thinks so!
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Post by Joker The Royale on Oct 31, 2008 21:06:48 GMT -6
Lmfao, did you enjoy the rape Kain? I would of =].
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Post by Vahu on Nov 1, 2008 19:39:46 GMT -6
* Vahu --- Leadership >> Allied Party * Tombstone(16) - Weak 2 >> Vahu >> Runelight >> Sandlight >> Lightheart --- resisted >> Jumin --- resisted >> Celeste --- resisted
Annoying.
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Hikari
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*Chews on gummies*
Posts: 86
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Post by Hikari on Nov 2, 2008 0:27:42 GMT -6
* Luther Olathes >> Demon Armour(1) --- 4 HITS -- 40 DMG * Kain >> Demon Armour(1) --- 3 HITS -- 36 DMG
Sometimes, there are certain moments that we have to be patient, mew~ o.o
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Post by Sur Realis on Nov 2, 2008 15:29:46 GMT -6
* Vallatio(2) - Drain 1 >> Shimmer --- 28 DMG. <Shimmer>: Oh sure, fucking choose me. * Shimmer >> Vallatio(2) --- 26 DMG
...
The game crashed not even halfway in the battle.
Then, later...
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* Vallatio(3) - Drain 1 >> Shimmer --- 28 DMG. <Shimmer>: Wow.. <Puppet of Evil>: De ja vu? <Shimmer>: I think this is going to turn out the same. <Puppet of Evil>: lol <Shimmer>: Yes, very much so. * Shimmer --- Double Strike * Shimmer >> Vallatio(3) --- MISSED * Shimmer >> Vallatio(3) --- MISSED <Shimmer>: Wtf...
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Vampire Guard and other people's turns taken out.
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Post by Firemaster on Nov 2, 2008 16:00:38 GMT -6
Is that Kain's attack? Kain I am ashamed that you would even think of hitting with that.
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Post by Firemaster on Nov 2, 2008 18:10:43 GMT -6
<Erb>: woo, this sucks. lol <Fatal (Wsay)>: baby come to us~ * Demon Smoke(3) - Darkfire 1 >> Firemaster --- 48 DMG. <Firemaster>: Not as bad * Demon Smoke(5) >> Firemaster --- 83 DMG * Firemaster - Disease >> 7 DMG <Baby_blazer101 (Wsay)>: pffft hell no <Slayer Fights (Wsay)>: lmao * Firemaster - Cure 3 >> Firemaster --- 538 HP healed. <Firemaster>: if they crit me than its bad * Fire Dragon(1) >> Firemaster --- 310 DMG (CRITICAL) <Fatal sniff sniff <Firemaster>: its bad
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Post by Sur Realis on Nov 6, 2008 10:02:33 GMT -6
You know, sometimes I think it would be best to, um, y'know, never talk on THG. At least it would prevent Irony Engine from happening. Maybe. Unless Kija implements a Psychic method for Irony Engine. Speaking of Kija. Why? Who programmed you to program Irony Engine? Was it Nate? DEATH TO NATE!!!!
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Post by Joker The Royale on Nov 6, 2008 10:53:09 GMT -6
Shane, the irony engine is your best friend where would we be without it? It loves you so maybe its time you love it back.
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Post by Sur Realis on Nov 6, 2008 13:57:34 GMT -6
Shane, the irony engine is your best friend where would we be without it? It loves you so maybe its time you love it back. I have other people to love atm ask again later.
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Post by lordphoenix on Nov 7, 2008 14:43:32 GMT -6
You know, sometimes I think it would be best to, um, y'know, never talk on THG. At least it would prevent Irony Engine from happening. Maybe. Unless Kija implements a Psychic method for Irony Engine. Speaking of Kija. Why? Who programmed you to program Irony Engine? Was it Nate? DEATH TO NATE!!!! Well you see when I reinstalled his hydraulic systems and reprogrammed him to move and function in combat mode again that one night some time ago when I was way lonely, I fried a few intelligence circuits (he was fire3ing salamanders), and I'm pretty sure that malfunction caused him to make the irony engine more devious. I'm sorry.
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Post by Sur Realis on Nov 7, 2008 16:47:02 GMT -6
AMBUSH!
<Sur Realis (Wsay)>: An Ambush with a GS and a TD. <Sur Realis (Wsay)>: I don't know if I shuold praise the lord or just give up now. * Thunder Dragon(1) >> Sur Realis --- 428 DMG (CRITICAL) * Golden Striker(2) >> Sur Realis --- 198 DMG You are too wounded.
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Post by Firemaster on Nov 7, 2008 21:08:00 GMT -6
Hah I remember that.
You got pwned.
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Post by Sur Realis on Nov 8, 2008 8:01:27 GMT -6
* Evil Spirit(5) - Rub >> Joker the Aquamarine
Why is this funny? Let's check out what happened before hand.
* Joker the Aquamarine - Barrier 3 >> Joker the Aquamarine
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* Joker the Aquamarine - Barrier 3 >> Joker The Royale
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<Sur Realis>: Oh sure 'kay I don't need Bar3. <Sur Realis>: (I hope you burn.) * Joker the Aquamarine - Boost 3 >> Joker The Royale
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* Joker the Aquamarine - Barrier 3 >> Sur Realis * Evil Spirit(5) - Rub >> Joker the Aquamarine * Evil Spirit(9) - Rub >> Sur Realis
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Post by Sur Realis on Nov 8, 2008 8:50:13 GMT -6
So we gets into a Titanbush.
After being attacked by the Middle Demon, Joker has exactly 1 HP.
* Middle Demon(14) - Lit 2 >> Joker The Royale --- 131 DMG. * Golden Striker(16) - Cure 2 >> 78 HP healed. * Golden Striker(13) >> Vahu --- 12 DMG (WEAK) <Joker The Royale>: 1 hp! * Golden Striker(15) >> Vahu --- 46 DMG * Golden Striker(7) >> Vahu --- 45 DMG * Titan(20) >> Vahu --- 38 DMG * Titan(8) >> Vahu --- 184 DMG (CRITICAL) * Vahu --- Painful Rage * Vahu --- Rampage * Vahu --- Lunge * Vahu >> Titan(8) --- 7 HITS -- 1,580 DMG (CRITICAL) * Vahu --- Lunge * Vahu >> Titan(8) --- 7 HITS -- 1,596 DMG (CRITICAL) * Titan(5) >> Vahu --- 47 DMG * Titan(3) >> Vahu --- 70 DMG * Titan(2) - Cure 3 >> 443 HP healed. * Titan(6) >> Vahu --- 57 DMG * Titan(21) - Rage * Titan(4) - Cure 3 >> 444 HP healed.
The turn ends with Joker alive and everyone else dead.
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Post by Joker The Royale on Nov 8, 2008 17:48:23 GMT -6
Yea that was fucking epic, although they set me up to phail...=/
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Post by Firemaster on Nov 8, 2008 18:40:20 GMT -6
Wow thats what I would like to call hax. Both on Joker and the rest of the Monsters. Then they set him up to pure phailure.
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Post by Milenko on Nov 8, 2008 22:51:44 GMT -6
Wow. And we thought Joker wasn't lucky.
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Post by Joker The Royale on Nov 9, 2008 9:55:03 GMT -6
Lóegaire Crostel(Tell): Go to the IGs on the right side. (Telling) Lóegaire Crostel - Alright. Silvia Roseheart has escaped! Silvia Roseheart has failed to escape! Lóegaire Crostel(Tell): God damn ambush. Joker The Wise has escaped! Silvia Roseheart has failed to escape! (Telling) Lóegaire Crostel - Dont jinx us! Joker The Wise has escaped! Lóegaire Crostel(Tell): *Jinxs* Silvia Roseheart has escaped!
AMBUSH!
Lóegaire Crostel(Tell): I would like an ambush while you're in my party. <The Wise Joker (Wsay)>: ... <Lóegaire Crostel (Wsay)>: xD
Yet Moar Irony
<The Wise Joker>: 445 tnl =D <Valdemar>: I win <Lóegaire Crostel>: This bish does moar than all of u! <# l Block You>: This bi-- Hrm.. <Lóegaire Crostel>: 7 count it 7 DAMAGE! <Valdemar>: Under 5k to level <# I Block You>: Under 5k to level too. <Lóegaire Crostel>: Under 100k. <# I Block You>: Lulz. <The Wise Joker>: No fights....
AMBUSH!
<# I Block You>: I seriously blame Joker =3 <Valdemar>: Knew it <The Wise Joker>: Woot! <Lóegaire Crostel (Psay)>: This can be blamed on Joker.
So me and Vahu are fighting Kaug, about to push him off the cliff and...
<The Wise Joker (Wsay)>: We won. * The Wise Joker >> Kaug(5) --- 2 HITS -- 21 DMG (WEAK) * Kaug(5) --- recover --- 300 HP gained <# I Block You (Wsay)>: Oo, nice. Blackstaff(Tell): gratz <The Wise Joker>: Push * Bridge Troll(1) >> Silvia Roseheart --- 2 HITS -- 2 DMG <Silvia Roseheart>: No u * Bridge Troll(3) >> Silvia Roseheart --- 2 HITS -- 2 DMG * Kaug(5) - Poison >> 39 DMG <The Wise Joker>: NO U * Kaug - Push --- resisted. <Silvia Roseheart>: Tch <The Wise Joker>: Oh fuck you.
Then this happened....
<The Wise Joker>: NOW PUSH THIS BISH * Bridge Troll(2) >> Valdemar --- 6 DMG (CRITICAL) * Bridge Troll(3) >> The Wise Joker --- 2 HITS -- 6 DMG (WEAK) * Kaug(4) - Poison >> 39 DMG <Silvia Roseheart>: Sux me Softy the Whitemage has re-entered the world. * Bridge Troll(1) >> Silvia Roseheart --- 3 HITS -- 4 DMG <The Wise Joker pushes Kaug off the cliff * Kaug - Push --- resisted.
adminnote:Admin Note: 3 posts, back to back to back, converted into one. Reduced total post count by two. Double/triple posting rule never changed and is still in effect. Don't try to gain extra post counts just for your benefit. Next time, use the modify button. Warning percentage given as per other offense. - Mahn
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Post by Vahu on Nov 10, 2008 20:49:37 GMT -6
Surprisingly unexpected
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Post by Sur Realis on Nov 14, 2008 17:59:55 GMT -6
<Forest Guide>: I'll get us an ambush next fight. =P <The Wise Joker>: DO EET <Lóegaire Crostel>: DO EET PL0X! <Forest Guide>: Yes sir. :3 <The Wise Joker>: IF YOU DONT I WILL REEP UR <3 OUT FUL!' <Forest Guide>: But I like my love. =\ <Lóegaire Crostel>: Lulz. <The Wise Joker>: Lawl. <Forest Guide>: Er, heart. <Forest Guide>: Yeah, that thing.
Gained EXP: 4,222 Found GOLD: 87
AMBUSH!
<Forest Guide>: Told ya. <The Wise Joker>: Lulz <Lóegaire Crostel>: You're a gawd. <Forest Guide>: Yes I am, ty.
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Post by Firemaster on Nov 15, 2008 15:51:55 GMT -6
* Golden Striker(11) - Cure 2 >> 1 HP healed.
Epic Phailure.
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xarith
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Post by xarith on Nov 15, 2008 18:52:27 GMT -6
So yeah, those of you that have partied with my pure strength Fighter, Fred, the Gay Pirate, you'll realize that he runs almost everytime he tries... and he also gets eaten at nearly every oppurtunity---
* Gigasaur(7) >> Fred, the Gay Pirate --- 2 HITS -- 66 DMG (CRITICAL) * Fred, the Gay Pirate --- Painful Rage <Fred, the Gay Pirate>: I'm not kidding... he's been eaten 98% of the time and he runs around 95% of the time. * Fred, the Gay Pirate - Eaten <Lóegaire Crostel>: ... <Fred, the Gay Pirate>: Irony Engine post. <Lóegaire Crostel>: Very much.
Yeah, I hate Gigasaurs... and Grygasz.
Oh yeah, here's another one that I haven't posted but should've been posted a year or so ago...
AMBUSH!
<Xarith, the Overlord>: I'm just comforted knowing that Jumin will most likely live for this whole battle. Evil Spirit - Jumin - Rub <Jumin>: you...
Anyways... yeah... fun times.
adminnote:Admin Note: Double Posted. Reduced post count by one. Double/Triple posting rule still in effect.
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Post by Sur Realis on Nov 15, 2008 19:40:30 GMT -6
Hey Mahn, if it is a double/triple posting rule, what if I post four times in a row?
Also, they have a point in that post counts are more or less pointless and don't do anything. Perhaps there could be some benefits, such as a little bit of leniency or something like that?
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Post by U. Dye on Nov 16, 2008 18:45:21 GMT -6
Hey Mahn, if it is a double/triple posting rule, what if I post four times in a row? Also, they have a point in that post counts are more or less pointless and don't do anything. Perhaps there could be some benefits, such as a little bit of leniency or something like that? But then people would try to use their post count as a badge of I'm-allowed-to-ignore-the-rules or a get-out-of-jail-free card. Seems like a crappy idea to me...
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xarith
Investigator
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Post by xarith on Nov 16, 2008 19:02:22 GMT -6
Yeah... but posts count for nothing so I don't see why it matters...
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Post by Sur Realis on Nov 16, 2008 19:19:21 GMT -6
Hey Mahn, if it is a double/triple posting rule, what if I post four times in a row? Also, they have a point in that post counts are more or less pointless and don't do anything. Perhaps there could be some benefits, such as a little bit of leniency or something like that? But then people would try to use their post count as a badge of I'm-allowed-to-ignore-the-rules or a get-out-of-jail-free card. Seems like a crappy idea to me... "but I have 500 posts omg I should be able to double-post once a week" "lol -150 posts"
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Post by Milenko on Nov 16, 2008 20:48:30 GMT -6
I got 300, what do i get?
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