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Post by Bolt on Feb 27, 2009 21:09:42 GMT -6
After my last accident I said I wouldn't do anything dangerous...Well I didn't think pissing off 7 girls at once was dangerous till they tried to kill me, no joke either O.o. Don't worry I only got a sprained ankle so its all good.
Heres some advice for those who like helping others: Don't help the same people when they are fighting each other! God damn It can be the stupidest thing you can do. Anywho story time!
So these 7 girls, all friends of mine, are fighting. And because they each have labeled me as their "notebook" they tell me things, some I don't wanna hear, and usually problems they have. This time, don't know WHY I bothered to help them, was over a guy. All 7 of them liked the same guy. The guy happened to be a good friend of mine. All of them wanted me to introduce him to them. Problem: my friend had a girlfriend already. After telling them that they tried to get him to break up with her.
Now for the scary part: one of them started talking about the problem and 3 others got angry. Now these three go and tellt he other 3, which then it becomes a giant agrument. They got clamed down...untill I warned my friend he mgiht wanna take a few "sick days" then they went after his girlfriend, him, then me. They were fine. The girlfriend just said back-off and the guy said he wouldn't forgive them or somethin if they hurt her so they backed off. Because they hadn't hurt anyone....well you know what happened next. A total of 7 things happened, the 5th leading to my sprained ankle.
1: Small time jokes: taking my car keys, taking my wallet, psp. Gave it back after I reported them missing to the rena-cops.
2: Tried to verbally assualt my sisters....yeah they lost that one very quick.
3: keyed what they thought was my car. infact it was my sister's car so they paid for the repaint of any color.
4: Rumors. That was stupid considering rumors haven't bothered me since sophmore year so they got even madder.
5: Attacked me with bats. Wooden ones at that. I only got hit 4 times yet the 4th is hit my ankle. While running I tripped and fell down a ditch and landed on my ankle wrong.
6: Don't know why they tried this one but it was funny for me: they tried to spread worse rumors. Whats worse then being considered the smelly kid since freshmen year? Not my fault people like to put stink bombs in my locker.
7: Tried to "break my heart" with flowers from a mystery person. Ironiccally I got my buddy to sent each of them a flower with a note saying "You're not my type"
Other then the sprained ankle I have a few bruises and scrapes, my hair is slightyly red due to blood. They did manage to hit my in the head with a bat and they did it again after I fell down the ditch. What sucks for them it was caught on camra so no medical bills for me ^^. What sucks is I got a headache everyday now because my doctor is tired of giving me painkillers because of stupidity.
This story has a moral: Don't try to help mulitiple girls try to win the same guy over. It'll hurt like hell.
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Post by Joker The Royale on Feb 27, 2009 21:34:47 GMT -6
LOLOL. Dude that story is fucking classic, that's why you don't be any chicks notebook unless it's the one you like. I hope you learned your lesson, Bolt.
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Post by Divusmors on Feb 28, 2009 3:53:53 GMT -6
Pfft, notebook nothing. It's the matter of trying to help all seven.  That, or they're fucking looney. I mean really, attacking a friend with a bat because you're pissy that some dude has a girlfriend already. O.o Come the hell on now. |
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Post by Rand on Feb 28, 2009 15:07:15 GMT -6
And not ONE doing that, but SEVEN. And keying someone's car? Immature, spoiled brats, the lot of them. You should tell any of them if they give you any more trouble you'll bend them over your knee and spank them like a child, no matter who's around. They'll learn if you do it hard enough.
For what it's worth, the return-flower and note was rather clever and it made me grin.
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Post by Assailant on Mar 3, 2009 19:28:56 GMT -6
WOW. I thought that stuff only happened in movies. I mean seriously, nothing happens at my school. We get the occasional cat fight between two girls that nobody cares about. Those girls are insane. The real moral of the story is "Evaluate those who you come to know fully and know there breaking points." I guess even when you try to stay out of harm's way, Bolt, it comes and finds you.
What's going to happen to the girls? What were the parents' reactions?
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Post by Speedy mc Speedy, Infamous DG2 on Mar 6, 2009 7:57:21 GMT -6
I'm surprised something worse hasn't happened to me yet, for just being such an Ass at school. I should've been punched a few times by now. Or slapped. Or something.
Nothing. O.o;
It's...Weird. It's like they get pissed off at me for being an ass and then don't do anything about it. XD
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Post by Bolt on Mar 10, 2009 14:01:12 GMT -6
Update: I got 4 of the 7 to stop attacking me. The other 3...well lets just say I made things worse trying to get them to stop attacking me. By god let this be a warning to all of you to never help so many girls at once. Or have so many girls after you at once. My friend hasn't shown himself at school for 3 weeks now for his own safety so I bring him homework/tests. Luckily his address isn't known by many people and isn't listed in the student directory. Pretty sure they don't know how to use a phonebook either >.> .
Oh and heres a new thing I found out that hurts like hell: Being tazered by 3 girls at once. Seriously just one of those suck but after 3 I have a slight twitch in my leg now and its beginning to annoy the hell outta me. Oh and NEVER try to...now that I think bout it the never thing is common sense...anyway NEVER get cought putting something into a purse of a girl whos already pissed off at you. Again, mace sucks.
Welp until the next time I screw up.
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Post by Divusmors on Mar 10, 2009 15:06:27 GMT -6
How comparable is the three tazers to the defibrillator in experience? I'm not sure if I remember you sounding this annoyed about twitching when that happened. |
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Post by Bolt on Mar 10, 2009 20:43:03 GMT -6
Scratch that I was lured into a ploy. The girls who I thought had no grudge against me...yeah...
I was lured out to a movie. Everything was fine untill the car ride home. They kicked me out the damn car into a ditch and began throwing firecrackers at me. None of that kiddy stuff I mean the shit that'll burn ya skin real easily. Christ I took off running when they went to the trunk and pulled out paintball guns. I swear to god these girls won't give me any damn rest. I gotta keep my cell phone off most the time since I don't wanna recieve any odd threats. I don't block people because I never know if its important or not.
Oh and my ankle is fine. I can walk but the run I just did is making it hurt again. Gah crap I am sooo not lookin forward to school tomorrow x.x
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Post by Sur Realis on Mar 11, 2009 10:54:03 GMT -6
Scratch that I was lured into a ploy. The girls who I thought had no grudge against me...yeah... I was lured out to a movie. Everything was fine untill the car ride home. They kicked me out the damn car into a ditch and began throwing firecrackers at me. None of that kiddy stuff I mean the shit that'll burn ya skin real easily. Christ I took off running when they went to the trunk and pulled out paintball guns. I swear to god these girls won't give me any damn rest. I gotta keep my cell phone off most the time since I don't wanna recieve any odd threats. I don't block people because I never know if its important or not. Oh and my ankle is fine. I can walk but the run I just did is making it hurt again. Gah crap I am sooo not lookin forward to school tomorrow x.x Three numbers, mang. 9-1-1. If you got bruises, you could seriously sue their asses. My sister got beat up once by some preppy girls with grudges, and they went to jail for a while. ESPECIALLY since it happened off-campus, you can totally fuck them up. |
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Post by Speedy mc Speedy, Infamous DG2 on Mar 12, 2009 7:27:23 GMT -6
I've got to agree with Realis. You really should sue the bitches to teach them a lesson. Otherwise, they're going to keep doing this crap to you because there are absolutely NO consequences.
Oh, and you have a pretty good case against them in court.
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Post by Bolt on Mar 12, 2009 20:05:41 GMT -6
Right and if I do that then I'll be even more hated around school. Theres a reason I haven't done that because it won't matter if I have bruises or not, theres no way I can prove that they are the ones doing it. Without any video evidence theres no chance of them getting in trouble from all this.
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Post by Speedy mc Speedy, Infamous DG2 on Mar 13, 2009 6:47:21 GMT -6
You may choose 1 of 3 options.
Hidden camera
DNA evidence
Trust that the court will KNOW that 7 girls will do this over a guy.
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Post by Sur Realis on Mar 13, 2009 17:44:05 GMT -6
Right and if I do that then I'll be even more hated around school. Theres a reason I haven't done that because it won't matter if I have bruises or not, theres no way I can prove that they are the ones doing it. Without any video evidence theres no chance of them getting in trouble from all this. Mind if I come to your funeral, then? |
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Post by Speedy mc Speedy, Infamous DG2 on Mar 13, 2009 21:20:58 GMT -6
Last time I checked, we appreciated life over FUCKING SCHOOL POPULARITY.
Get over it and sue them. Or pay them back.
With lots. And lots. Of Firecrackers.
Oh, or get them to fuck up and catch them in the range of a school camera.
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Post by Bolt on Mar 17, 2009 16:59:18 GMT -6
Its more if I get even more hated I'd have to drop out and redo my Senior year. Either way they've stopped now that my friend told them to fuck off. Besides I'd rather not lose what remaining friends I still have anywya, those 7 girls included, because I was "trying to protect myself" .
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Post by Rand on Mar 17, 2009 17:09:46 GMT -6
I wouldn't talk to any of those bitches again. Ever. Seriously, no matter what the reason is. If they're that immature I'd agree wholeheartedly with getting them carted off to jail, myself. And if someone at school doesnt like it...so what? You're a Senior. Before long you'll be graduated and not have to see a LOT of those losers ever again.
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Post by Speedy mc Speedy, Infamous DG2 on Mar 18, 2009 6:45:10 GMT -6
Besides I'd rather not lose what remaining friends I still have anywya, those 7 girls included, because I was "trying to protect myself" . .............. .................................. ................................................. Friends? What the HELL is wrong with you? Those immature, spoiled brats shouldn't even BE in school; They should be in a nice, damp jail cell for assault or something. TASERING you and THROWING FIRECRACKERS at you is not something you just ignore. Oh, and I doubt you'll have to drop out because people hate you, they can get the hell over it when you tell them what they've done to you. Wah, wah, boo hoo. You lost popularity. |
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Post by Taterz on Mar 18, 2009 15:38:14 GMT -6
drive by - the answer to all of bolt's questions
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Post by Bolt on Mar 18, 2009 19:20:42 GMT -6
If you don't know what you're talking about Jump then I suggest you shut up. There are reason to why I would need to drop out if I became more hated then I am, reason including violence. If you continue to attack my reasoning I will take it as an act of harassment. You've been warned.
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Post by Sur Realis on Mar 18, 2009 21:33:12 GMT -6
If you don't know what you're talking about Jump then I suggest you shut up. There are reason to why I would need to drop out if I became more hated then I am, reason including violence. If you continue to attack my reasoning I will take it as an act of harassment. You've been warned. Besides this. You've got like, what, four months from graduating? Anyway, if they go unpunished, then they will only continue to do what they are doing. If it is SERIOUSLY threatening your life, you NEED to do something about it. Even though if they are punished they won't act any better, you need to put yourself first. I don't know much about these seven girls, but I would never consider someone a friend if they attempted to kill me, especially if it was over some boy. I suggest you talk to them one on one. You need to tell each of them how immature they are being. You need to tell them they are threatening your life, literally, and that if they think things are shitty now then they will absolutely ~LOVE~ it when they are convicted for murder. They need to grow up, and though it may not happen simply from you talking to them, you need to at least make an attempt. No. Don't do this. They will only get angry at you about it. Instead, you still need to talk to them one on one, but don't make the entire thing about you. Make it all about them. They are hurt, and taking it out on you. Talk to them about how they feel, and try and set the record straight. If they say you did something which you didn't do or didn't mean to do, explain it, but otherwise, keep being their notebook, but you have to be a good notebook. If they mention that you deserve to be hurt for what you did, then and only then bring up that they threatened your life, and if that isn't enough then they need to grow up. If this occurs, and an awkward silence happens, say that violence, and revenge, solves nothing. It worsens everything, instead. Seriously. We need you when the zombies come. YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE, MAN. STAY ALIVE. |
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Post by Erb on Mar 19, 2009 1:32:45 GMT -6
I hate how popularity works. Also many many teens will die without drama. Bolt all I can say is tough your way through it, becuase not having a deploma sucks. Don't blow a fuse and go crazy XD. If ya haven't already . not much help but i got my word in. |
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Post by Bolt on Mar 20, 2009 22:54:41 GMT -6
Its been fixed since the last post I made. I'm just getting tired of Jump thinking he knows everything about anything. Most people who know me I don't say shit without a reason unless I've had a shitload of caffine.
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Post by Speedy mc Speedy, Infamous DG2 on Mar 23, 2009 6:51:43 GMT -6
I know a bit more than what a 13 year old should. I don't intend to act like I know you, or, in fact, want to, Since I can't remember the last time I gave any care to another human being. So chill, dude. You're talking to the kid who hasn't fully developed phsycologically yet.
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Post by Taterz on Mar 23, 2009 15:15:21 GMT -6
ever since i heard about bolt's life experiences when he was a lot younger (aka the lolwtf is he typing days), i always wondered just wtf was wrong with him/his neighborhood.
good show, good show
edit: oh, and if you stick it in their pooper once or twice i guarantee the trauma will cause them to forever leave you alone. make sure you slip in some roofies though, make it so they have no clue who did it.
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Post by Bolt on Mar 27, 2009 16:48:00 GMT -6
I have no witty idea on how to answer that Tat. Oh well I have a few more idoiticies today. All I gotta say is it was a good thing I needed my camra today!
First off it snowed today. In March it snowed! Sure I got out of school early but the halarity ensued before my sister came out to the car.
1. If anyone is like me when it comes to snow and ice the first thing on your mind is if you can skate on it. Well yes I could skate on it. Problem was dodging traffic while doing so. Oh god it was priceless when my buddy slid into my car, fell on his ass, then got dragged around by his arms when my sister and I grabbed his arms. We slid him into a ditch.
2. Ever try using a human skate board on the ice? Its fun when slippery enough. It sucks when its just barely slippery. You should be able to figure out what went wrong here >.> .
3. Inertube tied to the back of the car with me on the tube. By god the looks I got with my sister going down the highway with me in tow. And by god I nearly got hit by a car when we turned. Hell the cop was laughing so hard he just gave us a warning.
Well if I do more crazy shit you know where to look.
Bolt sign*smack* Hey who threw that shoe!
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Post by Divusmors on Mar 27, 2009 17:20:15 GMT -6
See, now that's the bolt we all came to know and love. xD
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Post by Bolt on Mar 27, 2009 22:49:31 GMT -6
I'ma say it now, I don't learn. Not even an hour after that last message my buddies and I had a slush fight. On our bikes. On the ice. I don't think I need to explain that anymore do I? lets just say a lot of hot coco was needed for a few people.
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Post by korokoro on Mar 28, 2009 9:01:57 GMT -6
Some people have all the fun...
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Post by Joker The Royale on Mar 28, 2009 21:46:45 GMT -6
Bolt, you lucky son of a bitch, I wish it was all still snowey here, I like the ice and messing around on it, it's fun doing stupid shit on it...Good times. <3
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