Post by soracloudmoomoo777 on May 8, 2007 13:46:11 GMT -6
Greeting and salutations oh noble and wise Brotherhood members, I am soracloudmoomoo777. Perhaps you know me better as LordDeathMurderFirePainSexMachine3324, my character name. Many years ago, or about four days ago, when I was still young and immature, I happened to commit some misdeeds; several misdeeds in fact, ranging from minor to grave indeed, which resulted in my just banning. I am mortified to have done such things and wish to extend my humblest apologies to you gentlemen and request humbly to be unbanned.
Yet, I understand that Brotherhood rage is difficult to trigger but nigh impossible to calm but I hope you will hear me out. Yes, I called everyone in world say a whore. Perhaps I did claim to have sexual relations with many of the players’ parents and grandparents, living or not. Maybe I did accuse Kain of being a closeted homosexual, Mahn of being a communist, Rand of being a fascist, Constantine of being a child molester and frequent guest star on "To Catch a Predator", and Kija of being the great Satan come here to consume the West. I now know that I was wrong and I am very sorry. I apologize you Kain, to you Mahn, to you Rand, to you Constantine (really sorry about giving your information tot he FBI) and especially to you Kija. I apologize for kicking you into a pit screaming something about the location. I don’t know what came over me. I understand words can very hurtful at times and I understand that mine were especially venomous. My talk of “raping and killing you all” was again very, very inappropriate.
I’d also like to extend my apologies to the women and girls who play the Hunting Grounds. My talk of “ripping out their eyeballs and skull-‘love’ them” was very offensive and I am ashamed of myself for doing so. Once more, I apologize not only to my victims but those who I inadvertently offended as well. My family circumstances have led me down a very dark, painful, and lonely road. Being an upper middle class privileged WASP is just not what it used to be. In fact, just yesterday I was accosted by two fellows of the urban persuasion, if you get what I mean, who dared to ask me for change. I immediately pulled out my mace and sprayed them in the eyes.
But I digress. I also apologize for constantly posting disguised links to notorious shock sites like the gaping anus man as well as the homosexual elderly sex party. I also apologize for repeatedly linking people to that picture of a young lady in the tub. Indeed, such actions are most regrettable. I also apologize for posting lines upon lines of the text “YOU SUCK COCK CHOKE ON A DICK LOLOLOL”. That was very immature and rude of me. It was also highly disrespectful of the rules. I’m sorry for implying that all Jews are greedy, though they are, that all black people are criminals, statistically they are, and that Asian people eat babies, my friend once showed me a picture of it and it was nasty. Such racist comments have no place at the Hunting Grounds. While I’m at it, I’m very sorry for writing about how women are inferior to men. I should have known the ho’s couldn’t keep control of their emotions.
After all this time, I’m asking to be unbanned to be a part of the community once more. I want to feel the chilly breeze of Death Mountain, run with the wolves of Dainan, paint with all the colors of the wind! Indeed, the Hunting Grounds is the only place I can live vicariously and escape the constant beatings and mocking of my real life. God I’m lonely.
Please, forgive this poor fool. I thank you for reading this and hope for a quick and positive response.
Yet, I understand that Brotherhood rage is difficult to trigger but nigh impossible to calm but I hope you will hear me out. Yes, I called everyone in world say a whore. Perhaps I did claim to have sexual relations with many of the players’ parents and grandparents, living or not. Maybe I did accuse Kain of being a closeted homosexual, Mahn of being a communist, Rand of being a fascist, Constantine of being a child molester and frequent guest star on "To Catch a Predator", and Kija of being the great Satan come here to consume the West. I now know that I was wrong and I am very sorry. I apologize you Kain, to you Mahn, to you Rand, to you Constantine (really sorry about giving your information tot he FBI) and especially to you Kija. I apologize for kicking you into a pit screaming something about the location. I don’t know what came over me. I understand words can very hurtful at times and I understand that mine were especially venomous. My talk of “raping and killing you all” was again very, very inappropriate.
I’d also like to extend my apologies to the women and girls who play the Hunting Grounds. My talk of “ripping out their eyeballs and skull-‘love’ them” was very offensive and I am ashamed of myself for doing so. Once more, I apologize not only to my victims but those who I inadvertently offended as well. My family circumstances have led me down a very dark, painful, and lonely road. Being an upper middle class privileged WASP is just not what it used to be. In fact, just yesterday I was accosted by two fellows of the urban persuasion, if you get what I mean, who dared to ask me for change. I immediately pulled out my mace and sprayed them in the eyes.
But I digress. I also apologize for constantly posting disguised links to notorious shock sites like the gaping anus man as well as the homosexual elderly sex party. I also apologize for repeatedly linking people to that picture of a young lady in the tub. Indeed, such actions are most regrettable. I also apologize for posting lines upon lines of the text “YOU SUCK COCK CHOKE ON A DICK LOLOLOL”. That was very immature and rude of me. It was also highly disrespectful of the rules. I’m sorry for implying that all Jews are greedy, though they are, that all black people are criminals, statistically they are, and that Asian people eat babies, my friend once showed me a picture of it and it was nasty. Such racist comments have no place at the Hunting Grounds. While I’m at it, I’m very sorry for writing about how women are inferior to men. I should have known the ho’s couldn’t keep control of their emotions.
After all this time, I’m asking to be unbanned to be a part of the community once more. I want to feel the chilly breeze of Death Mountain, run with the wolves of Dainan, paint with all the colors of the wind! Indeed, the Hunting Grounds is the only place I can live vicariously and escape the constant beatings and mocking of my real life. God I’m lonely.
Please, forgive this poor fool. I thank you for reading this and hope for a quick and positive response.