Post by Sur Realis on Sept 20, 2008 1:23:24 GMT -6
So, I don't know about anyone else, but I thought Irony Engine was pretty quiet over the summer, mostly when THG was down. Not many ironic things passed by, and certainly not hilariously ironic things, let alone evilly hilariously ironic things that the Irony Engine is known to create.
I think Irony Engine was on vacation, but guess what? It's baaaaaaaaaack!
And working at 1000% efficiency.
Here's a fight of Goldeen & Captain Kangaroo (Red Mage & Black Belt) vs. Grygasz (King of Dinosaurs). Goldeen's goal was to buff Cap'n Kangaroo to make him go SSJ and kick Dino ass, and then log. See if you can spot the irony.
Round 1:
Captain Kangaroo has packed up camp.
* Goldeen - Fast 1 >> Goldeen
* Deinonychus(1) >> Goldeen --- MISSED
* Deinonychus(2) >> Goldeen --- MISSED
Captain Kangaroo yells loudly and charges his powah.
* Grygasz(3) >> Goldeen --- MISSED
<Goldeen>: Wtf stop attacking the fish.
<Captain Kangaroo>: Attack the fish until I achieve SSJ
Round 2:
* Goldeen - Fast 1 >> Captain Kangaroo
* Deinonychus(2) >> Goldeen --- 2 HITS -- 84 DMG (CRITICAL)
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
Round 3:
* Goldeen - Barrier 1 >> Captain Kangaroo
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Deinonychus(1) >> Goldeen --- MISSED
* Grygasz(3) >> Goldeen --- MISSED
Round 4:
<Captain Kangaroo>: Grygasz...
* Goldeen - Shield 1 >> Captain Kangaroo
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Deinonychus(2) >> Goldeen --- MISSED
<Captain Kangaroo>: You cannot stop me from achieving my true power!!
* Grygasz - Paralyzing Roar
* Captain Kangaroo - Paralyzed
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 21 DMG
Captain Kangaroo --- paralyzed
<Captain Kangaroo>: ....
<Captain Kangaroo>: oh you cheating cuntbag
<Goldeen>: AHAHAHAHAHA.
<Captain Kangaroo>: Go ahead, quote that
Round 5:
<Captain Kangaroo>: Toss me a cure and log
<Goldeen>: Boost?
<Captain Kangaroo>: I'll bear strength
<Captain Kangaroo>: With the damage being lowered a lot, it's worthwhile.
* Goldeen - Cure 1 >> Captain Kangaroo --- 21 HP healed.
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 2 HITS -- 4 DMG
* Captain Kangaroo - Released
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Grygasz - Paralyzing Roar
* Captain Kangaroo - Paralyzed
* Goldeen - Paralyzed
* Grygasz(3) >> Goldeen --- 2 HITS -- 201 DMG
Captain Kangaroo --- paralyzed
Goldeen --- paralyzed
Round 6:
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 2 HITS -- 9 DMG
* Captain Kangaroo - Released
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Grygasz - Paralyzing Roar
* Captain Kangaroo - Paralyzed
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 2 HITS -- 171 DMG (CRITICAL)
Captain Kangaroo grumbles.
* Captain Kangaroo - Eaten
* Grygasz(3) - digest >> Captain Kangaroo --- 43 HP gained
Goldeen --- paralyzed
Round 7, Goldeen's Death:
*Captain Kangaroo - Irritate >> Grygasz(3) --- resisted.
* Deinonychus(2) >> Goldeen --- 3 HITS -- 43 DMG
* Goldeen - Released
* Grygasz(3) - digest >> Captain Kangaroo --- 41 HP gained
Round 8-11, Spaced:
*Captain Kangaroo - Irritate >> Grygasz(3) --- resisted.
* Grygasz(3) - digest >> Captain Kangaroo --- 41 HP gained
<Captain Kangaroo (Wsay)>: lol
*Captain Kangaroo - Irritate >> Grygasz(3) --- resisted.
* Grygasz(3) - digest >> Captain Kangaroo --- 40 HP gained
*Captain Kangaroo - Irritate >> Grygasz(3) --- resisted.
<Captain Kangaroo (Wsay)>: Even going SSJ didn't work
* Grygasz(3) - digest >> Captain Kangaroo --- 40 HP gained
*Captain Kangaroo - Irritate >> Grygasz(3) --- resisted.
* Grygasz(3) - digest >> Captain Kangaroo --- 41 HP gained
Round 12:
*Captain Kangaroo - Irritate >> Grygasz(3)
Captain Kangaroo --- recovered.
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
<Captain Kangaroo>: I am alive....
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
<Captain Kangaroo>: I SHALL OVERCOME
Round 13:
* Captain Kangaroo --- Mantra --- 197 HP healed.
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 3 HITS -- 10 DMG
<Goldeen>: Critcrit.
* Captain Kangaroo --- Counter
* Captain Kangaroo >> Deinonychus(2) --- 13 HITS -- 345 DMG
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Captain Kangaroo --- Counter
* Captain Kangaroo >> Grygasz(3) --- 14 HITS -- 3 DMG
<Captain Kangaroo>: Hi, Gry, I HIT YO AND YOU CRY
<Captain Kangaroo (Wsay)>: Grygasz cries out to me....
<Captain Kangaroo (Wsay)>: He cannot handle being hit for 3 damage...
Round 14:
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 2 HITS -- 6 DMG
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 13 DMG
* Grygasz - Paralyzing Roar
* Captain Kangaroo - Paralyzed
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 2 HITS -- 166 DMG
Captain Kangaroo --- paralyzed
Round 15:
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 3 HITS -- 8 DMG
* Captain Kangaroo - Released
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 3 HITS -- 12 DMG (WEAK)
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
Round 16, Cap'n Kangaroo's Death:
<Captain Kangaroo>: I refuse to die!
* Captain Kangaroo --- Mantra --- 195 HP healed.
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Captain Kangaroo --- Counter
* Captain Kangaroo >> Deinonychus(1) --- 14 HITS -- 365 DMG
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 2 HITS -- 310 DMG (CRITICAL)
* Captain Kangaroo - Eaten
<Captain Kangaroo>: oh fuck you
You have been hunted and destroyed, another victim of the chaos of the Hunting Grounds. Nexus has restored your mind and body. Take care...
Castle of the Empire of Anara
Edit - This thread is now 'officially' for posting quotes from THG involving Irony Engine. So post 'em.
I think Irony Engine was on vacation, but guess what? It's baaaaaaaaaack!
And working at 1000% efficiency.
Here's a fight of Goldeen & Captain Kangaroo (Red Mage & Black Belt) vs. Grygasz (King of Dinosaurs). Goldeen's goal was to buff Cap'n Kangaroo to make him go SSJ and kick Dino ass, and then log. See if you can spot the irony.
Round 1:
Captain Kangaroo has packed up camp.
* Goldeen - Fast 1 >> Goldeen
* Deinonychus(1) >> Goldeen --- MISSED
* Deinonychus(2) >> Goldeen --- MISSED
Captain Kangaroo yells loudly and charges his powah.
* Grygasz(3) >> Goldeen --- MISSED
<Goldeen>: Wtf stop attacking the fish.
<Captain Kangaroo>: Attack the fish until I achieve SSJ
Round 2:
* Goldeen - Fast 1 >> Captain Kangaroo
* Deinonychus(2) >> Goldeen --- 2 HITS -- 84 DMG (CRITICAL)
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
Round 3:
* Goldeen - Barrier 1 >> Captain Kangaroo
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Deinonychus(1) >> Goldeen --- MISSED
* Grygasz(3) >> Goldeen --- MISSED
Round 4:
<Captain Kangaroo>: Grygasz...
* Goldeen - Shield 1 >> Captain Kangaroo
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Deinonychus(2) >> Goldeen --- MISSED
<Captain Kangaroo>: You cannot stop me from achieving my true power!!
* Grygasz - Paralyzing Roar
* Captain Kangaroo - Paralyzed
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 21 DMG
Captain Kangaroo --- paralyzed
<Captain Kangaroo>: ....
<Captain Kangaroo>: oh you cheating cuntbag
<Goldeen>: AHAHAHAHAHA.
<Captain Kangaroo>: Go ahead, quote that
Round 5:
<Captain Kangaroo>: Toss me a cure and log
<Goldeen>: Boost?
<Captain Kangaroo>: I'll bear strength
<Captain Kangaroo>: With the damage being lowered a lot, it's worthwhile.
* Goldeen - Cure 1 >> Captain Kangaroo --- 21 HP healed.
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 2 HITS -- 4 DMG
* Captain Kangaroo - Released
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Grygasz - Paralyzing Roar
* Captain Kangaroo - Paralyzed
* Goldeen - Paralyzed
* Grygasz(3) >> Goldeen --- 2 HITS -- 201 DMG
Captain Kangaroo --- paralyzed
Goldeen --- paralyzed
Round 6:
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 2 HITS -- 9 DMG
* Captain Kangaroo - Released
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Grygasz - Paralyzing Roar
* Captain Kangaroo - Paralyzed
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 2 HITS -- 171 DMG (CRITICAL)
Captain Kangaroo grumbles.
* Captain Kangaroo - Eaten
* Grygasz(3) - digest >> Captain Kangaroo --- 43 HP gained
Goldeen --- paralyzed
Round 7, Goldeen's Death:
*Captain Kangaroo - Irritate >> Grygasz(3) --- resisted.
* Deinonychus(2) >> Goldeen --- 3 HITS -- 43 DMG
* Goldeen - Released
* Grygasz(3) - digest >> Captain Kangaroo --- 41 HP gained
Round 8-11, Spaced:
*Captain Kangaroo - Irritate >> Grygasz(3) --- resisted.
* Grygasz(3) - digest >> Captain Kangaroo --- 41 HP gained
<Captain Kangaroo (Wsay)>: lol
*Captain Kangaroo - Irritate >> Grygasz(3) --- resisted.
* Grygasz(3) - digest >> Captain Kangaroo --- 40 HP gained
*Captain Kangaroo - Irritate >> Grygasz(3) --- resisted.
<Captain Kangaroo (Wsay)>: Even going SSJ didn't work
* Grygasz(3) - digest >> Captain Kangaroo --- 40 HP gained
*Captain Kangaroo - Irritate >> Grygasz(3) --- resisted.
* Grygasz(3) - digest >> Captain Kangaroo --- 41 HP gained
Round 12:
*Captain Kangaroo - Irritate >> Grygasz(3)
Captain Kangaroo --- recovered.
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
<Captain Kangaroo>: I am alive....
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
<Captain Kangaroo>: I SHALL OVERCOME
Round 13:
* Captain Kangaroo --- Mantra --- 197 HP healed.
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 3 HITS -- 10 DMG
<Goldeen>: Critcrit.
* Captain Kangaroo --- Counter
* Captain Kangaroo >> Deinonychus(2) --- 13 HITS -- 345 DMG
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Captain Kangaroo --- Counter
* Captain Kangaroo >> Grygasz(3) --- 14 HITS -- 3 DMG
<Captain Kangaroo>: Hi, Gry, I HIT YO AND YOU CRY
<Captain Kangaroo (Wsay)>: Grygasz cries out to me....
<Captain Kangaroo (Wsay)>: He cannot handle being hit for 3 damage...
Round 14:
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 2 HITS -- 6 DMG
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 13 DMG
* Grygasz - Paralyzing Roar
* Captain Kangaroo - Paralyzed
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 2 HITS -- 166 DMG
Captain Kangaroo --- paralyzed
Round 15:
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 3 HITS -- 8 DMG
* Captain Kangaroo - Released
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 3 HITS -- 12 DMG (WEAK)
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
Round 16, Cap'n Kangaroo's Death:
<Captain Kangaroo>: I refuse to die!
* Captain Kangaroo --- Mantra --- 195 HP healed.
* Deinonychus(1) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Captain Kangaroo --- Counter
* Captain Kangaroo >> Deinonychus(1) --- 14 HITS -- 365 DMG
* Deinonychus(2) >> Captain Kangaroo --- MISSED
* Grygasz(3) >> Captain Kangaroo --- 2 HITS -- 310 DMG (CRITICAL)
* Captain Kangaroo - Eaten
<Captain Kangaroo>: oh fuck you
You have been hunted and destroyed, another victim of the chaos of the Hunting Grounds. Nexus has restored your mind and body. Take care...
Castle of the Empire of Anara
Edit - This thread is now 'officially' for posting quotes from THG involving Irony Engine. So post 'em.