Post by talon on Aug 20, 2006 9:26:23 GMT -6
Since mahn wasn't around, and no new funny shit's came up lately.. Enjoy.
Lorce the Whitemage of Dainan has re-entered the world.
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: hey Drag
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Hey
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: got any DM chars?
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Two. Low leveled (13).
<Lorce (Wsay)>: How big is your party?
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: ahh, cause we are going to try and kill kaug in a few
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Naw. I'd burden you guys too much.
Entering the Hunting Grounds - The Ice Caverns
Nexus Monastery of the Polar South
<Illiad (Wsay)>: Once Rahl here levels I'm going to make me a kaug-a-bob.
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Troll kabobs? Oh heavens no! Get yourself some damn A1 and broil them, much better.
<Illiad (Wsay)>: ...
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: regardless, im not eating it at all...
<Illiad never once mentioned actually eating it...
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Well, what do you expect in the butcher shops here? When was the last time you ever saw a cow on ffthg, or a pig.
<Illiad (Wsay)>: Last night... err...
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: Imp meat is delicate
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Bacon bits? Never heard of it. Got some fresh imp limps though, same difference, right?
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: pretty much
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Steak? You want that with or without crushed armadon backing?
Auto saved.
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: without please
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Just think of gohan in early dbz, chasing that t-rex around, hacking of it's tail for food. xD
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: times have gotten that hard?
<Lorce (Wsay)>: I meant in the manner of where it comes from, not how it's achieved. O.o
<Lorce (Wsay)>: The GY? HG or Cursed lands? Heavens no. Food farm!
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: us rahls are rich, we usually had the meals prepared for us
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Dainaria used to be big in the slaughter/butcher department. Them bastards sought a good revenge that night.
<Lorce (Wsay)>: What'dya think the basement was? Holding cells!
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: the red in the clothing isnt for show, its to show culture
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: the history of the meat industry
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Yeah. Then they found the shipping logs. Seemed Benmoro was their prime exporter. Just like Japan and tiawan.. Made cheaply in Dainaria, sold high in Benmoro. Them bastards took that out quick, and then moved towards ruoze for spite.
<Lorce (Wsay)>: If you don't know, Benmoro's the sealed port a bit west of Ruoze.
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: dont get me started on Rouze, I love my native land and am going to dedicate my life to riding the chaotics from there and rebuilding
<Illiad (Wsay)>: ... still never said I was actually going to eat Kaug.
<Darken Rahl is looking at Illiad put on his bib
<Illiad (Wsay)>: Wha?
<Illiad (Wsay)>: ...
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Hey, when the conversation's a dead as, well, dainaria, you gotta make your own fun, Illiad. xD
<Illiad (Wsay)>: XD
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Hell, I'm still the creator and president chairman of the 'foundation for chaotic funding'. Btw, ya got any dead bodies you don't need? Maybe a limb or two? Them suckers get hungry too, ya know.
<Illiad (Wsay)>: Uhh yeah sure...
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Hell, even a fresh newborn would work. Feed a couple of the smallers. Remember, it's charity!
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: check the fallen town, iv left wading through dead undead
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Ooo. Dibs!
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: all yours
(Telling) Darken Rahl - lol. Fun picking on the new guys.
Lorce the Whitemage of Dainan has re-entered the world.
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: hey Drag
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Hey
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: got any DM chars?
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Two. Low leveled (13).
<Lorce (Wsay)>: How big is your party?
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: ahh, cause we are going to try and kill kaug in a few
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Naw. I'd burden you guys too much.
Entering the Hunting Grounds - The Ice Caverns
Nexus Monastery of the Polar South
<Illiad (Wsay)>: Once Rahl here levels I'm going to make me a kaug-a-bob.
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Troll kabobs? Oh heavens no! Get yourself some damn A1 and broil them, much better.
<Illiad (Wsay)>: ...
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: regardless, im not eating it at all...
<Illiad never once mentioned actually eating it...
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Well, what do you expect in the butcher shops here? When was the last time you ever saw a cow on ffthg, or a pig.
<Illiad (Wsay)>: Last night... err...
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: Imp meat is delicate
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Bacon bits? Never heard of it. Got some fresh imp limps though, same difference, right?
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: pretty much
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Steak? You want that with or without crushed armadon backing?
Auto saved.
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: without please
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Just think of gohan in early dbz, chasing that t-rex around, hacking of it's tail for food. xD
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: times have gotten that hard?
<Lorce (Wsay)>: I meant in the manner of where it comes from, not how it's achieved. O.o
<Lorce (Wsay)>: The GY? HG or Cursed lands? Heavens no. Food farm!
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: us rahls are rich, we usually had the meals prepared for us
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Dainaria used to be big in the slaughter/butcher department. Them bastards sought a good revenge that night.
<Lorce (Wsay)>: What'dya think the basement was? Holding cells!
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: the red in the clothing isnt for show, its to show culture
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: the history of the meat industry
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Yeah. Then they found the shipping logs. Seemed Benmoro was their prime exporter. Just like Japan and tiawan.. Made cheaply in Dainaria, sold high in Benmoro. Them bastards took that out quick, and then moved towards ruoze for spite.
<Lorce (Wsay)>: If you don't know, Benmoro's the sealed port a bit west of Ruoze.
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: dont get me started on Rouze, I love my native land and am going to dedicate my life to riding the chaotics from there and rebuilding
<Illiad (Wsay)>: ... still never said I was actually going to eat Kaug.
<Darken Rahl is looking at Illiad put on his bib
<Illiad (Wsay)>: Wha?
<Illiad (Wsay)>: ...
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Hey, when the conversation's a dead as, well, dainaria, you gotta make your own fun, Illiad. xD
<Illiad (Wsay)>: XD
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Hell, I'm still the creator and president chairman of the 'foundation for chaotic funding'. Btw, ya got any dead bodies you don't need? Maybe a limb or two? Them suckers get hungry too, ya know.
<Illiad (Wsay)>: Uhh yeah sure...
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Hell, even a fresh newborn would work. Feed a couple of the smallers. Remember, it's charity!
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: check the fallen town, iv left wading through dead undead
<Lorce (Wsay)>: Ooo. Dibs!
<Darken Rahl (Wsay)>: all yours
(Telling) Darken Rahl - lol. Fun picking on the new guys.