The THG Funneh.

[mikehappy]

You may or may not know that I save all funny convos that I can. Well, I do and here they are. Round 2 of the funneh.


thgfs.bravehost.com/FFTHG%20Funny.txt


There it is, enjoy...

[Andrex]

Pretty cool stuff there, Mike I wish I had recorded some of the conversations I've seen (especially some really dumb wemote wars).

[wizkid17]

Every time I get on, nobody says anything funny. I guess im always stuck w/ the boring people. ;D

[calvar]

On this day, someone with the char 'airborne plague' started a 'plague' by asking what were ppl from Hassen called.

Kija responded with 'Hassites', but there were funny responses like Hassenese, Hassepotamianians, and all. It escalated into a Hassen version of Whoville. I thought that being infected with the Hassen plague, I should post funny stuff on Hassens. I wish I recorded the whole conversation, but here are some tidbits.

Palom: you hassholes
Raymus: I oughta have a char Hass the Hasser of Hassen.

-I swear someone told me to go to the title screen and make a Char called Hass the Hasser & make that char a Hassite.

Those who initiated the flow of ideas, if bored, may come to claim recognition for the lame hass jokes or even contribute more. I cannot recall all of the hassen jokes.

-Hassassins.
-Assassins, ass ass in.
-Shaddap, I'm chargin MA HASER (laser)
- Bye, Hassnight, Hass well.
- Hassburgers
- Sexual hassassment
- quit hassing me!
- Greetings, Hasster (master)
- Hassy!
- no, its Val hassing
- I wish kaug would just hass off the cliff
- The Hassfather

Fellow Hassites would get it. There are more. I might edit this if I happen to recall anything.

Everyone then logged into their Hassen chars and 'spammed' hass jokes.

[Milenko]

The race wars between H Town and I a few days ago was semi funny.

[calvar]

A party of 8 goes in Ice caves3 17/07/2008, and gets a 32 monster ambush with a few dragons, and tonnes of mummies.

3 BMs - ralph's 2 BMs, and me, having the lowest hp in the party get killed in round 1. James is a ranger, btw. Here's the conversation

<Det. James Carter>: you know you people really shouldn't die...
<Chaotic Ralph>: Says someone who has too many HP.
<Det. James Carter>: too much, want me to get my lvl 55 Ranger and show you HP
<Chaotic Ralph>: I know, I know..
<Det. James Carter>: i'll eat you
<Chaotic Ralph>: Neber

well, there's never really such thing as too much hp, the more the merrier eh?

Dangit, a blunder on my part, but kinda funny i think.

<swordfire (Wsay)>: for one day and it will fck up ur life
<Button (Wsay)>: I think we all are.
<Stryfe (Wsay)>: It's not my FAULT!
<Raymus (Wsay)>: bypass!
<Stryfe cries.

(skips quite a few parts here, like battle text)

<Raymus (Wsay)>: think for a while, if i said 'fck, i hate bypassers' that would be oh so ironic
<GreekLord (Wsay)>: goofy hahahhahahah thats all u do
<Button (Wsay)>: Err, that was still a bypass Raymus.
<GreekLord (Wsay)>: u get no sex
<Raymus (Wsay)>: precisely the irony
<GreekLord (Wsay)>: u get to be a goofy
<Button (Wsay)>: I mean, don't do it again.
<Stryfe (Wsay)>: Dude
<swordfire (Wsay)>: i dotn care about bypass
<Raymus (Wsay)>: is that goood?


NEXT!

<Railin>: Is the woprld quieter?
<Det. James Carter>: yes
<Magician Ralph>: Neber
<Railin>: world^
<The White Shadow>: lol
<Rand (VPsay)>: Is NOW.
<Cheetos (Wsay)>: Yes it is.
<Magician Ralph>: Lol.
<The White Shadow>: ut oh
<Det. James Carter>: lmao
<The White Shadow>: ~hides~
<Railin>: hehe, guess so
<Stryfe (Wsay)>: Milenko, I had something weird happened to me Fri night
<Magician Ralph>: We're being spied on
<Railin>: no more.
<Rand (VPsay)>: Foolish newbies and their spamming can only satisfy my rage.
<Railin>: omg u r virgin
<The White Shadow>: lol
<Magician Ralph>: Lol, Rand.
Raymus>: shall we satisfy your rage, rand
<Railin>: don't tempt him. x_o
<Det. James Carter>: I know my share of Tempting Rand
<Det. James Carter>: xD
Magician Ralph whacks Raymus.
<Rand (VPsay)>: Yeah, but you've been REALLY good about not doing that lately.
Det. James Carter>: aren't you proud of me
<Rand (VPsay)>: I AM proud actually.
<Magician Ralph>: Hehe
<Inspector Lee>: Whoo!
<Rand (VPsay)>: So much that I'll give you a special cookie.
<Magician Ralph>: XD
<Inspector Lee>: bad ass
<Rand (VPsay)>: once I'm done being lazy and go make some.

Time to steal some cookies off James aka Milenko again.

Rand (VPsay)>: Im sorry, Im in the middle of doig something. But I bet with that big ass spike I just felt, its prolly just that. Or BYOND sucking or something.

Aww, I betcha that 'something' was baking cookies.

[Bolt]

I think very few things can be up there when Stryfe and I got everyone singin Colt 45 in a FFHG style XD. I'd post it but it'd just be a repeat..plus I think I deleted that file

[calvar]

My 2nd post here!

<Raymus (Wsay)>: i didn't know milenko had a fat ass until today
<Milenko The Fat Ass (Wsay)>: I like my name
<Milenko The Fat Ass (Wsay)>: me ether...
<Milenko The Fat Ass (Wsay)>: Im amused

[wizkid17]

Nice name......... right? LOL?

[calvar]

What an epic battle (i cut out the dialogue in between)

* Mojo-jojo >> Earth Elemental(1) --- 2 HITS -- 1 DMG (WEAK)
* Rylin >> Earth Elemental(1) --- 2 HITS -- 1 DMG
* Earth Elemental(1) >> Rylin --- 12 DMG (CRITICAL)

* Rylin >> Earth Elemental(1) --- 1 DMG (WEAK)

Gained EXP: 154
Found GOLD: 34

[Ambush Magnet]

Where's the rest of the damage? Earth Elementals have more than 3 health lol

[Sur Realis]

Jul 19, 2008 12:05:39 GMT -6 Ambush Magnet said:

Where's the rest of the damage? Earth Elementals have more than 3 health lol

I ate it.

[wizkid17]

It was a sick EE.

[calvar]

<Raymus (Wsay)>: * Great Mummy(2) >> Raymus --- 156 DMG (CRITICAL)
* Ice Dragon(1) >> Raymus --- 189 DMG (CRITICAL)
<Raymus (Wsay)>: i died, and i didn't get to do anything!
<Blue_blazer101 (Wsay)>: ray you get nuke yet <<?
<Raymus (Wsay)>: no
<Raymus (Wsay)>: thats why

Yeah, thats why I died so fast.

NEXT!

* Ballistic Tiger(2) >> Rylin --- MISSED
* Rylin >> Dire Imp(1) --- 119 DMG (MORTAL WOUND)
* Ballistic Tiger(2) >> Rylin --- MISSED
* Rylin >> Ballistic Tiger(2) --- 2 HITS -- 107 DMG (MORTAL WOUND)
* Rylin >> Ballistic Tiger(2) --- 2 HITS -- 11 DMG (WEAK)
* Ballistic Tiger(2) >> Rylin --- 3 HITS -- 4 DMG (WEAK)
* Ballistic Tiger(2) >> Rylin --- 3 HITS -- 4 DMG
* Rylin >> Ballistic Tiger(2) --- 23 DMG

* Rylin >> Mud Golem(1) --- 12 DMG
* Mud Golem(1) >> Rylin --- MISSED
* Rylin >> Mud Golem(1) --- 2 HITS -- 15 DMG
* Mud Golem(1) >> Rylin --- MISSED
* Rylin >> Mud Golem(1) --- 3 DMG (WEAK)
* Mud Golem(1) >> Rylin --- 3 DMG
* Rylin >> Mud Golem(1) --- 14 DMG
* Mud Golem(1) >> Rylin --- 3 DMG
Auto saved.
* Rylin >> Mud Golem(1) --- 11 DMG
* Mud Golem(1) >> Rylin --- MISSED
* Rylin >> Mud Golem(1) --- 4 DMG (WEAK)
* Mud Golem(1) >> Rylin --- 3 DMG

So much trouble (and mortal wounds there is for 2 fights).

[calvar]

Monsters aren't very generous with gold, but today, an exception has been made.

The Real Man --- Pick Pocket -- McDonalds' Coupon taken

<Altima>: now thats a sexy area
<AncientWisdom>: you are like reading my mind
<AncientWisdom>: ;p
<Raymus>: i sense some pervyness
<AncientWisdom>: a little envious but it is good
Auto saved.
<Altima>: Yes I am, now stop stairing at my ass
<AncientWisdom>: 0.o