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Post by Bolt on Sept 12, 2008 14:12:49 GMT -6
From now on I am never doing any more stunts. I nearly died, not a joke either, today. A huge storm has been rollin through for a couple days now and a few areas began to flood. On my way to school this morning in my friend's car some jackass decided to speed past us because we were goin a safe speed. The force from the water he sprayed us with knocked our car into a ditch. The ditch had a light post as well. Guess which side the light post hit? Mine. Part of the door barely missed a major organ, can't remember which one. I'm lucky to be alive with only with a wound, not exactly a small wound either. I can hardly eat since it nearly grazed my stomach. Walking and sitting sucks. Standing is the only way it doesn't hurt.
Anywho after the car gets totaled another car gets driven off the road while we were gettin out the car. Now at this time I'm pretty banged up, a hole in your side hurts like hell ya know. Right when my friend pulls me out of the car the other car hit his and smashed the passenger side further into the post. If I was still there a metal bar would of pierced my heart. Because I'm a kidder my no one beileved that I was hurt till I collapsed on the ground. The funny thing was some kid's dad, who was a doctor, drove his daughter to school to make sure she got there safely. So I didn't miss much school and I got immediate help.
Too bad I didn't have a camra to take of the wound. I'll take a few pictures of the stitches and wound when I can take the bandages off, which should be in a week or so.
The only thing I said to the doctor was, "What's up doc?"; funny huh?
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Post by Firemaster on Sept 12, 2008 16:58:25 GMT -6
From now on I am never doing any more stunts. I nearly died, not a joke either, today. A huge storm has been rollin through for a couple days now and a few areas began to flood. On my way to school this morning in my friend's car some jackass decided to speed past us because we were goin a safe speed. The force from the water he sprayed us with knocked our car into a ditch. The ditch had a light post as well. Guess which side the light post hit? Mine. Part of the door barely missed a major organ, can't remember which one. I'm lucky to be alive with only with a wound, not exactly a small wound either. I can hardly eat since it nearly grazed my stomach. Walking and sitting sucks. Standing is the only way it doesn't hurt. Anywho after the car gets totaled another car gets driven off the road while we were gettin out the car. Now at this time I'm pretty banged up, a hole in your side hurts like hell ya know. Right when my friend pulls me out of the car the other car hit his and smashed the passenger side further into the post. If I was still there a metal bar would of pierced my heart. Because I'm a kidder my no one beileved that I was hurt till I collapsed on the ground. The funny thing was some kid's dad, who was a doctor, drove his daughter to school to make sure she got there safely. So I didn't miss much school and I got immediate help. Too bad I didn't have a camra to take of the wound. I'll take a few pictures of the stitches and wound when I can take the bandages off, which should be in a week or so. The only thing I said to the doctor was, "What's up doc?"; funny huh? I'm very sorry to hear all of this, Bolt. Glad to know you didn't get as banged up as you would've. And its good to hear your still standing strong. |
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Post by Bolt on Sept 12, 2008 23:57:40 GMT -6
This is the first time I've been afraid of bein hurt. You can see why too
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Post by Speedy mc Speedy, Speedy Theif on Sept 13, 2008 7:21:56 GMT -6
Dang, man, that sucks. I hope all goes well for you!
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Post by Firemaster on Sept 13, 2008 10:43:12 GMT -6
I also used to do stunts. I dont do them anymore cuz I almost killed myself a few years ago. I rode my bike off my roof and did a back flip off my house into the pool. I almost missed the pool, and if I did I probably wouldn't be alive right now.
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Post by Sur Realis on Sept 19, 2008 22:12:51 GMT -6
You crazy people and your outdoors.
I feel safe and secure on my computer.
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Post by Bolt on Sept 22, 2008 16:01:57 GMT -6
Outdoors? Man most of the stunts I do had somethin to do with science. Expect this one, I was just driving to school.
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Post by Divusmors on Sept 22, 2008 16:34:12 GMT -6
Electrocuting yourself inside a hospital had science in thought? Honestly, I thought you did it just for a whole new experience to say you've been through it. While I'll miss all the wacky tales you've had, I hope you settle down better with your life, and do nothing again that may cause something like this. You're a good man, Bolt, and it'd be a shame to lose you. Partly because no one would know how we lost you, but at least 95% because we lost you. I assure you.  |
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Post by Milenko on Sept 22, 2008 16:44:47 GMT -6
Bolt i regret to say... but i truly think life hates you...
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Post by wizkid17 on Sept 23, 2008 6:24:39 GMT -6
wow, glad you are okay... there are some real jerks in this world.  |
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Post by Bolt on Sept 24, 2008 14:55:56 GMT -6
Ok maybe a few things I did out of stupidity. I mean it was right there....no one around...BUZZ! and that was it.
Anywho even if I quit my stunts bad luck seems to still follow me around. Just today some idiot, a jock at that, through it would be funny to take a pencil and stab my wound. I don't mean a playful stab, I mean a full-blown piercing stab. I had to go get the damn thing restitched and missed 3 hours of school. Luckily nothin that was too difficult. Fell sorry for the janitors though, that was a good amount of blood on the carpet.
I'll have to say though, I think life does hate me, or I just have extremely bad luck.
For those who liked my stunts heres some good news, I'm no longer a stuntman, only a camraman. So I'll have stunts here and there, but that won't happen till this hole in my side is completely healed. The only benefit of all this is I don't have to play in band class since we could out that if I play too hard and put too much pressure on any part of my chest/stomach area it'll bleed. But I have to do other type of work durin band, mostly organizing things.
Hopefully life'll give me a riot sheild instead of lemons, the lemons will burn.
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Post by Divusmors on Sept 24, 2008 16:13:10 GMT -6
By the sound of it. I'd say it's more of the people you meet in life, and not life itself. All the more reason to do something creative. Like hard-wire all the chairs in the class that had that jock shithead in it, and 'go to the bathroom' just long enough to get it plugged into a wall somewhere. If the desks are anything like the ones I had in school, those will conduct nicely. And it's only a wall outlet. They really just tingle and sting. No charges of attempted murder.  |
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Post by Sur Realis on Sept 24, 2008 16:18:17 GMT -6
By the sound of it. I'd say it's more of the people you meet in life, and not life itself. All the more reason to do something creative. Like hard-wire all the chairs in the class that had that jock shithead in it, and 'go to the bathroom' just long enough to get it plugged into a wall somewhere. If the desks are anything like the ones I had in school, those will conduct nicely. And it's only a wall outlet. They really just tingle and sting. No charges of attempted murder. +2 Awesome Points. |
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Post by Divusmors on Sept 24, 2008 16:24:53 GMT -6
Oh, I also forgot. Those that, if it works like it should, don't get shocked should get enough of a small dose charge over the small period of time to build up the static electricity to also surprise the hell out of the first person or door knob they come in contact with.
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