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Post by Jumin on Jan 11, 2006 12:13:17 GMT -6
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Post by Constantine on Jan 11, 2006 12:45:39 GMT -6
Heh. Of course that happens. Who do you think taught Chuck Norris his most useful stuff, he was Bruce Lee's most accomplished student in Jeet-Kune-Do you know.
You just don't mess with that Mach 1 Fist of Iron boys.
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Post by CandyTheif on Jan 11, 2006 15:04:15 GMT -6
LIES
No, I think it's pretty obvious what happened here: Bruce stole Chuck's beard and harnessed it's power. And even then, he still had trouble.
If he had his beard, Bruce's foot would have shattered when it came into contact with Chuck's face. Plus that wouldn't even matter, as the first roundhouse would have removed Mr. Lee's head.
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Post by wickedcold1 on Jan 15, 2006 22:29:01 GMT -6
He only won cuz he yanked his chest hair. That is outright dirty
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Post by Constantine on Jan 16, 2006 10:24:20 GMT -6
Chuck Norris relied on a system of Martial Arts that was used primarily in competitions before he met Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee developed Jeet-Kune-Do to be formless like water. It was designed to be used in an actual fight, if your really fighting someone do you think it would go like a Martial Arts competition?
In a real fight Bruce Lee would have killed Chuck Norris, that's why Chuck wanted to train under him.
I have studied Bruce Lee and his Art, trust me I know.
Bruce Lee also once knocked that one dude out in like .2 seconds. I think it still holds the World Record for fastest knock out ever, not 100% sure though.
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Post by wickedcold1 on Jan 16, 2006 10:33:50 GMT -6
Yes!! I'll admit it. I am in Chuck Norris denial. Bruce Lee could wipe the floor with him..its true...his beard would probably pick up some dirt to!
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Post by CandyTheif on Jan 16, 2006 15:00:45 GMT -6
Pfft, you guys are morons who clearly understand nothing about the true power of Chuck Norris.
Had he willed it, Chuck could have demolished the entire building simply by flexing his groin muscles.
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Post by Constantine on Jan 16, 2006 16:22:44 GMT -6
I speak the truth you speak Chuck Norris fan-boy fantasy.  |
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Post by just2slick4u on Jan 16, 2006 16:44:41 GMT -6
Well, Bruce Lee whooped some ass in that video, lets see Chuck beat Bruce in one, then we can compare the two, as far as I know, NORRIS GOT KNOCKED THE FORK OUT
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Post by wickedcold1 on Jan 17, 2006 13:46:58 GMT -6
it's ok...i've come to terms with my chuck addiction you can to!!
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Post by CandyTheif on Jan 18, 2006 11:28:39 GMT -6
It seems that I am the only sane human being here.
This I mainly attribute to the time Chuck Norris gave me a phone call, upon asking his name and recieving the reply "Chuck Norris" my phone exploded, unable to contain the pure awesomeness embodied by those two words.
From the day onward I never underestimated Norris again.
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Post by Jumin on Jan 19, 2006 23:11:19 GMT -6
LOL!! hahahaha where do you come up with all the chuck norris stuff?? hahahaha, i swear you should get every chuck norris quote made and post it on the internet. I would love you forever if you did.
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Post by wickedcold1 on Jan 20, 2006 10:44:19 GMT -6
I can't help it...can't...resist...Norris.
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Post by Hiroshima on Jan 20, 2006 14:28:45 GMT -6
theres a site with "facts" on Chuck Norris
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Post by CandyTheif on Jan 20, 2006 14:41:53 GMT -6
There's a site I had a long time ago that I used to contribute a lot of Chuck Norris "facts" to, they either come from that, or the dark recesses of my own depraived mind.
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