Post by Bolt on Jan 16, 2009 16:05:41 GMT -6
This is going to be an oddball of a story. Its going to be like a talk show. The person doing the interviews will talk with a well known FFHG player. If you would like to be interviewed send me a pm, how your character would act, and a list of things to avoid. Until I choose to be the interviewer I'll be putting the name as Jill. If you want to be interviewed or be the interviewer let me know through a PM. All I require for an interviewer/interviewee are: Name, Class, Which Icon, Personality, and anything else you want to add personally.
Lets start the show!
Jill: Welcome all to our show tonight. You will be seeing live interviews with some of the world's greatest warriors. They have all made their way back from the Pits of Pain! That places sounds...painful! Tonight's guest is famous for his speed. He can run from this bar all the way to the castle, steal anything that isn't nailed down, and be back here before I say his name. Tonight's guest is The King of Thieves! Ladies and gentlemen give it up for Bolt!
*crowd applauds*
Bolt: Thank you, thank you. So hows the show running Jill?
Jill: Swell, swell. You're the first guest on here you know that right?
Bolt: I am? Figured this had been going on for awhile.
Jill: Yeah well can't always be right. So hows the whole Running Business coming along? People must love your speed to help train in the...whats the short name for Pits of Pain you guys use?
Bolt: PoP. Shouldn't of been that hard to figure out. You're a host for christ sakes!
Jill: Yeah well you can't...I just said that. Anyway you never answered my question.
Bolt: Business is poor. People don't like my prices. Its within reason! Its only a simple 300 gold for a trip down to the lower sections of PoP. Guess I should stop charging. People seem to always get annoyed with it. I need to make a living somehow right?
U. dye: Oh shut up Bolt!
Bolt: Just because I'm not a blood thirsty manic like you doesn't mean thats the only way of living! I've ran you from place to place HOW many times?
U. Dye: Don't make me come up there!
Bolt: Bring it! I can just st--Oh crap!
*U. Dye proceeds onto the stage with his sword drawn and chases Bolt off*
Jill: Well...can't say I didn't see that one coming. (Yo do we have time for another guest? We do? Send them on!) Well I guess he didn't lie about his speed. By god how is Dye managing to keep up with him? Oh well they'll be fine. Now its time to welcome out next guest. Err can't call him since that guest just chased our previous one out of the building. So the guest AFTER U. Dye is his trusty white mage, Rose!
*crowd applauds as Rose comes onto the stage*
Jill: Welcome to the show Rose.
Rose: Thank you. I was supposed to bring my partner up here but..well you saw what happened.
Jill: Yes we did. Now we all are most likely wondering, how do you keep up with someone who is that blood thirsty?
Rose: Not that hard really. He just slaughters things and I keep him healed. Its not that hard of a job. Expect when I happen to be the only whitemage in the group. Then it gets out of hand. Like this one time in a battle Jumin's partner Celeste got hit by the spell Rub at the beginning of the fight and I was stuck healing the rest of us alone! You know how hard it is to keep that much concentration? Well not really that hard. It just gets annoying having to keep everyone alive while keeping myself from being killed. People tend to rely on me....
*Rose continues to rant for 20 minutes*
Rose: And thats how you keep a party alive in the heat of battle!
Jill: Wow. I didn't think it was that hard to heal people. Well thank you for your time!
Rose: My pleasure! Bye bye.
Jill: Cya. And thank all of you for coming to this week's Talk Show. Who will we have next week? The blood thirsty U. Dye? The silent Kija? The wielder of the Ban Hammer Mahn? The devilish blackmage Jumin? Who knows! I don't since my contract doesn't cover that much. See you all next time!
EDIT: If you guys think I should make it into a comic let me know to. It'd probally work better that way.
Lets start the show!
Jill: Welcome all to our show tonight. You will be seeing live interviews with some of the world's greatest warriors. They have all made their way back from the Pits of Pain! That places sounds...painful! Tonight's guest is famous for his speed. He can run from this bar all the way to the castle, steal anything that isn't nailed down, and be back here before I say his name. Tonight's guest is The King of Thieves! Ladies and gentlemen give it up for Bolt!
*crowd applauds*
Bolt: Thank you, thank you. So hows the show running Jill?
Jill: Swell, swell. You're the first guest on here you know that right?
Bolt: I am? Figured this had been going on for awhile.
Jill: Yeah well can't always be right. So hows the whole Running Business coming along? People must love your speed to help train in the...whats the short name for Pits of Pain you guys use?
Bolt: PoP. Shouldn't of been that hard to figure out. You're a host for christ sakes!
Jill: Yeah well you can't...I just said that. Anyway you never answered my question.
Bolt: Business is poor. People don't like my prices. Its within reason! Its only a simple 300 gold for a trip down to the lower sections of PoP. Guess I should stop charging. People seem to always get annoyed with it. I need to make a living somehow right?
U. dye: Oh shut up Bolt!
Bolt: Just because I'm not a blood thirsty manic like you doesn't mean thats the only way of living! I've ran you from place to place HOW many times?
U. Dye: Don't make me come up there!
Bolt: Bring it! I can just st--Oh crap!
*U. Dye proceeds onto the stage with his sword drawn and chases Bolt off*
Jill: Well...can't say I didn't see that one coming. (Yo do we have time for another guest? We do? Send them on!) Well I guess he didn't lie about his speed. By god how is Dye managing to keep up with him? Oh well they'll be fine. Now its time to welcome out next guest. Err can't call him since that guest just chased our previous one out of the building. So the guest AFTER U. Dye is his trusty white mage, Rose!
*crowd applauds as Rose comes onto the stage*
Jill: Welcome to the show Rose.
Rose: Thank you. I was supposed to bring my partner up here but..well you saw what happened.
Jill: Yes we did. Now we all are most likely wondering, how do you keep up with someone who is that blood thirsty?
Rose: Not that hard really. He just slaughters things and I keep him healed. Its not that hard of a job. Expect when I happen to be the only whitemage in the group. Then it gets out of hand. Like this one time in a battle Jumin's partner Celeste got hit by the spell Rub at the beginning of the fight and I was stuck healing the rest of us alone! You know how hard it is to keep that much concentration? Well not really that hard. It just gets annoying having to keep everyone alive while keeping myself from being killed. People tend to rely on me....
*Rose continues to rant for 20 minutes*
Rose: And thats how you keep a party alive in the heat of battle!
Jill: Wow. I didn't think it was that hard to heal people. Well thank you for your time!
Rose: My pleasure! Bye bye.
Jill: Cya. And thank all of you for coming to this week's Talk Show. Who will we have next week? The blood thirsty U. Dye? The silent Kija? The wielder of the Ban Hammer Mahn? The devilish blackmage Jumin? Who knows! I don't since my contract doesn't cover that much. See you all next time!
EDIT: If you guys think I should make it into a comic let me know to. It'd probally work better that way.