Post by Bolt on Mar 18, 2008 1:35:02 GMT -6
Guess I'll give you guys another taste of my stupidity since I haven't been around for awhile. Even includes pie and cheese(don't ask!)
I'd like to start with somethin pretty idiotic. A friend and I thought we could drop kick each other in the feet. Well we can't. I hit him in the jaw and he hit me in the nose. Bloody mouth and nose! We tried it a second time 2 days later and missed each other completely, sitting on the floor for about 20 minutes laughing.
This happened just 30 minutes ago: Some kids, I think middle school, thought they would be funny and spared my room window with paint balls. Unfortunately for them I was sitting on my roof looking at the stars. I heard the cans, dropped my telescope on one of their heads, jumped down, went BOO! and they ran off. I'll get them back later, since one left a shoe and they'll need to return to get it eventually. They'll need to bring their parents along just so I can humiliate them even more ;D.
Now for the grand finally! This was on Saturday when my parents went to a friends. My closest buddies in the neighborhood came over and one had a 12 case. Since I'm a lightweight I don't usually drink, but they were playing Quarters. How can anyone resist that game? Anywho I ended up having to drink 5 of the cans and I drunkly walked over to where my parents were at. I passed out on the driveway and everyone was cracking up so badly one of my buddies shit himself. I don't know why he shit himself instead of piss, but it was funny as hell.
Hoped you liked my update of my stupidity. Have a fun time FFHG!
Xbox Live: Bolt Dragon
Hit me up with a message or friend request if ya have one. I only play Gears of War, Halo 3(barely), and Phantasy Star Universe. Till Next Time!
I'd like to start with somethin pretty idiotic. A friend and I thought we could drop kick each other in the feet. Well we can't. I hit him in the jaw and he hit me in the nose. Bloody mouth and nose! We tried it a second time 2 days later and missed each other completely, sitting on the floor for about 20 minutes laughing.
This happened just 30 minutes ago: Some kids, I think middle school, thought they would be funny and spared my room window with paint balls. Unfortunately for them I was sitting on my roof looking at the stars. I heard the cans, dropped my telescope on one of their heads, jumped down, went BOO! and they ran off. I'll get them back later, since one left a shoe and they'll need to return to get it eventually. They'll need to bring their parents along just so I can humiliate them even more ;D.
Now for the grand finally! This was on Saturday when my parents went to a friends. My closest buddies in the neighborhood came over and one had a 12 case. Since I'm a lightweight I don't usually drink, but they were playing Quarters. How can anyone resist that game? Anywho I ended up having to drink 5 of the cans and I drunkly walked over to where my parents were at. I passed out on the driveway and everyone was cracking up so badly one of my buddies shit himself. I don't know why he shit himself instead of piss, but it was funny as hell.
Hoped you liked my update of my stupidity. Have a fun time FFHG!
Xbox Live: Bolt Dragon
Hit me up with a message or friend request if ya have one. I only play Gears of War, Halo 3(barely), and Phantasy Star Universe. Till Next Time!
