Post by Mahn on Jun 11, 2005 0:14:27 GMT -6
This was taken awhile back(in Version 6) by me while doing some spying done on a group of players traveling through the Ice Caverns. The story stars: Malvado, Crazy Cloud, Rapta111, Arlen/Reap, Ryu, Ollirt, and last but not least, Elle. Enjoy. 
<Malvado>: I have to take a shit if you guys want to wait.
<Malvado>: It will be a quick one.
<Crazy cloud>: wtf?
<Malvado>: I promise.
<Malvado>: Be right back.
<Crazy cloud>: lol wtf dude, we didn't need to know all that
<Malvado>: Unless I'm not because I am on the shitty.
<Malvado>: er*
<Crazy cloud>: gross dude
<Malvado>: Well I don't want to go randomly AFK without you guys knowing.
<Rapta111>: Lol.
<Crazy cloud>: just say afk lol
<Arlen>: just say, like, afk, important.
<Ryu>: jus say u got some busines u have to take care of
<Crazy cloud>: just say your going to touch yourself, it's better than knowing your doing a Number 2
<Rapta111>: recalls Cc's "situation" with random glass Coke bottles.
<Crazy cloud>: dude, that was horrible
<Malvado>: I feel majorly refreshed.
<Crazy cloud>: lol, how the hell would a glass bottle get from my mouth to my ass?
<Malvado>: ...
<Malvado>: It's happened to me before CC>
<Crazy cloud>: LOL
<Rapta111>: Well it got from your mouth to under your eye somehow
.
<Malvado>: You DON'T want to know how.
<Malvado>: Alright... it began when I felt a need for anal pleasure.
<Rapta111>: END THAT STORY! NOW!
<Malvado>: I put the bottle in my anus and crack.
<Rapta111>: ...
<Rapta111>: Rofl.
<Rapta111>: Ow
<Rapta111>: drinks a potion
<Malvado>: I emailed the Coke company and they sent me their regards..
<Malvado>: And apologized for their weak made bottles.
<Malvado>: And that the bottles should NOT crack under those circumstances.
<Crazy cloud>: Malvado was getting it on with some freaky bitch when she says "How sexy would it be if you had a coke bottle stuck to your left cheek" and Malvado was all like "whatever you say, ho" so then she starts sucking on the bottle and Mal is all thinking "Damn, I can't wait to get a peice of that" and then she tied him up in handcuffs and he had to sit there with a coke bottle stuck to his ass for 4 days. I'm sorry, he promised me to never tell anyone.
<Malvado>: CC has it wrong.
<Malvado>: I shoved it up my own ass.
<Malvado>: But I thought it might feel good stuck in their.
<Crazy cloud>: I only had it on for a half hour, but four days has to suck
<Malvado>: Stretching the rim of my anal cavity.
<Arlen>: So, you shit like a grizzly bear now, woopie. XD
<Crazy cloud>: he was trying to get a gauge up his ass and then he switches what the object is everytime he tells the story
<Rapta111>: Damn... cannonball poopie.
<Malvado>: What's wrong with a cool-cat guy shoving foreign objects in my ass?
<Rapta111>: Because it counts as self-abuse?
<Crazy cloud>: because that's what dildos/gay men are for?
<Malvado>: Ok. I promise not to put those naughty things in my ass.
<Rapta111>: Yeah, stick to the normal things.
<Malvado>: For TODAY!..A FADLOZLZLZLO
<Rapta111>: Wtf?
<Crazy cloud>: If you really want that treatment, you can always go to prison
<Arlen>: Well, now that I've been turned off from sex for a good 10 years... XD
<Malvado>: Then drop the soap.
<Malvado>: Arlen, come to my house.
<Rapta111>: ...
<Crazy cloud>: lol wtf?
<Rapta111>: Rofl.
<Crazy cloud>: I think Malvado got raped by bubba too many times
<Malvado>: I want to be the father of your babies.
<Ryu>: lol
<Malvado>: Unless you are a girl.
<Rapta111>: Lol.
<Crazy cloud>: I'll put the hamburgers in your mouth
<Malvado>: (Ewww.)
<Arlen>: Hey.. mind moving Mal more towards the back of the party?
<Rapta111>: Mal = Olli.
<Crazy cloud>: wrong way
<Crazy cloud>: j/king
<Malvado>: Olli = right beside you.
<Arlen>: I was kidding
<Crazy cloud>: great, nwo he's by me
<Ryu>: there he is now next to CC
<Arlen>: lol
<Rapta111>: Lol.
<Crazy cloud>: lol
<Ollirt>: I am still beside Arlen. <_<'
<Arlen>: Hey, least I can honestly look you in the eye and say I'm straight.
<Crazy cloud>: Alren is gonna get it prison style:
<Crazy cloud>: That's not what you told me last night
<Malvado>: Arlen is going to drop the soap in the shower and I am going to be right behind him?
<Arlen>: No.
<Malvado>: Damn.
<Crazy cloud>: if you had a choice between a coke bottle (For you little "Adventures") or 100 dollars, which one would you pick?
<Arlen>: 100 dollars.
<Crazy cloud>: I'm talking to malvado
<Malvado>: 100 dollars you chuub.
<Malvado>: Then I could buy tons of coke bottles.
<Rapta111>: I'll whack the guy with the coke bottle and take the 100 dollars.
<Ryu>: LMAO
<Malvado>: And get twice the pleasure.
<Malvado>: Or maybe even 3.
<Crazy cloud>: don't lie, I saw you on the price is right last week, you took the coke bottle from bob barker.
<Malvado>: Or 4.
<Rapta111>: Or -2
<Malvado>: Or however many would fit in my anus.
<Elle>: You could buy better toys with $100
<Rapta111>: How do fit a negative amount of coke bottles?
<Malvado>: I like the rough edges of the coke bottle's cap.
<Crazy cloud>: Malvado like triple penetration +
<Malvado>: Quadruple.
<Malvado>: WHAT THE FUCK?
<Malvado>: My dad just got himself an iPod mini.
<Crazy cloud>: you accidetly stuck a pepsi bottle up your ass?
<Malvado>: He's like "Well I had a couple thousand dollars spare."
<Rapta111>: Pfft.
<Malvado>: They finally got in the silve rones.
<Crazy cloud>: tell him you could of spent that money on some good Coke bottles
<Rapta111>: iPod mini's suck.
<Malvado>: He went a couple of weeks ago but they didn't have silver. 0_o'
<Rapta111>: Just get the normal iPod's.
<Crazy cloud>: I'm gonna dress up as Malvado for halloween and I'll waddle up to the houses and scare people with a noise like "Buurgaahhh" and then I'll shake a tailfeather
<Rapta111>: wonders when Mahn will get rid of these "coke" bottles in our Battle screen.
<Crazy cloud>: those bottles are red because Malvado had anal discharge
<Malvado>: CC.
<Rapta111>: Brb.
<Malvado>: All you need is a hood and a sign on your chest saying "I like boys."
<Rapta111>: Washroom.
<Crazy cloud>: I don't have any hoods, will a trenchcoat work?
<Arlen>: Wait, wouldn't that make you micheal jackson?
<Rapta111>: Back.
<Crazy cloud>: no, that sign would be "I like touching boys after I get them drunk on wine"
<Crazy cloud>: and muscle relaxers
<Arlen>: Ah, ok. Long as we're clear on that
<Malvado>: Anyway.
<Malvado>: My dad didn't get an iPod.
<Malvado>: He got one of those 5gb Zen things
<Crazy cloud>: I'm gonna play "Micheal Jackson" with my Jacko Action Figure and my Dennis the Mennis Figureine?
<Malvado>: I have to take a shit if you guys want to wait.
<Malvado>: It will be a quick one.
<Crazy cloud>: wtf?
<Malvado>: I promise.
<Malvado>: Be right back.
<Crazy cloud>: lol wtf dude, we didn't need to know all that
<Malvado>: Unless I'm not because I am on the shitty.
<Malvado>: er*
<Crazy cloud>: gross dude
<Malvado>: Well I don't want to go randomly AFK without you guys knowing.
<Rapta111>: Lol.
<Crazy cloud>: just say afk lol
<Arlen>: just say, like, afk, important.
<Ryu>: jus say u got some busines u have to take care of
<Crazy cloud>: just say your going to touch yourself, it's better than knowing your doing a Number 2
<Rapta111>: recalls Cc's "situation" with random glass Coke bottles.
<Crazy cloud>: dude, that was horrible
<Malvado>: I feel majorly refreshed.
<Crazy cloud>: lol, how the hell would a glass bottle get from my mouth to my ass?
<Malvado>: ...
<Malvado>: It's happened to me before CC>
<Crazy cloud>: LOL
<Rapta111>: Well it got from your mouth to under your eye somehow
.<Malvado>: You DON'T want to know how.
<Malvado>: Alright... it began when I felt a need for anal pleasure.
<Rapta111>: END THAT STORY! NOW!
<Malvado>: I put the bottle in my anus and crack.
<Rapta111>: ...
<Rapta111>: Rofl.
<Rapta111>: Ow
<Rapta111>: drinks a potion
<Malvado>: I emailed the Coke company and they sent me their regards..
<Malvado>: And apologized for their weak made bottles.
<Malvado>: And that the bottles should NOT crack under those circumstances.
<Crazy cloud>: Malvado was getting it on with some freaky bitch when she says "How sexy would it be if you had a coke bottle stuck to your left cheek" and Malvado was all like "whatever you say, ho" so then she starts sucking on the bottle and Mal is all thinking "Damn, I can't wait to get a peice of that" and then she tied him up in handcuffs and he had to sit there with a coke bottle stuck to his ass for 4 days. I'm sorry, he promised me to never tell anyone.
<Malvado>: CC has it wrong.
<Malvado>: I shoved it up my own ass.
<Malvado>: But I thought it might feel good stuck in their.
<Crazy cloud>: I only had it on for a half hour, but four days has to suck
<Malvado>: Stretching the rim of my anal cavity.
<Arlen>: So, you shit like a grizzly bear now, woopie. XD
<Crazy cloud>: he was trying to get a gauge up his ass and then he switches what the object is everytime he tells the story
<Rapta111>: Damn... cannonball poopie.
<Malvado>: What's wrong with a cool-cat guy shoving foreign objects in my ass?
<Rapta111>: Because it counts as self-abuse?
<Crazy cloud>: because that's what dildos/gay men are for?
<Malvado>: Ok. I promise not to put those naughty things in my ass.
<Rapta111>: Yeah, stick to the normal things.
<Malvado>: For TODAY!..A FADLOZLZLZLO
<Rapta111>: Wtf?
<Crazy cloud>: If you really want that treatment, you can always go to prison
<Arlen>: Well, now that I've been turned off from sex for a good 10 years... XD
<Malvado>: Then drop the soap.
<Malvado>: Arlen, come to my house.
<Rapta111>: ...
<Crazy cloud>: lol wtf?
<Rapta111>: Rofl.
<Crazy cloud>: I think Malvado got raped by bubba too many times
<Malvado>: I want to be the father of your babies.
<Ryu>: lol
<Malvado>: Unless you are a girl.
<Rapta111>: Lol.
<Crazy cloud>: I'll put the hamburgers in your mouth
<Malvado>: (Ewww.)
<Arlen>: Hey.. mind moving Mal more towards the back of the party?
<Rapta111>: Mal = Olli.
<Crazy cloud>: wrong way
<Crazy cloud>: j/king
<Malvado>: Olli = right beside you.
<Arlen>: I was kidding
<Crazy cloud>: great, nwo he's by me
<Ryu>: there he is now next to CC
<Arlen>: lol
<Rapta111>: Lol.
<Crazy cloud>: lol
<Ollirt>: I am still beside Arlen. <_<'
<Arlen>: Hey, least I can honestly look you in the eye and say I'm straight.
<Crazy cloud>: Alren is gonna get it prison style:
<Crazy cloud>: That's not what you told me last night
<Malvado>: Arlen is going to drop the soap in the shower and I am going to be right behind him?
<Arlen>: No.
<Malvado>: Damn.
<Crazy cloud>: if you had a choice between a coke bottle (For you little "Adventures") or 100 dollars, which one would you pick?
<Arlen>: 100 dollars.
<Crazy cloud>: I'm talking to malvado
<Malvado>: 100 dollars you chuub.
<Malvado>: Then I could buy tons of coke bottles.
<Rapta111>: I'll whack the guy with the coke bottle and take the 100 dollars.
<Ryu>: LMAO
<Malvado>: And get twice the pleasure.
<Malvado>: Or maybe even 3.
<Crazy cloud>: don't lie, I saw you on the price is right last week, you took the coke bottle from bob barker.
<Malvado>: Or 4.
<Rapta111>: Or -2
<Malvado>: Or however many would fit in my anus.
<Elle>: You could buy better toys with $100
<Rapta111>: How do fit a negative amount of coke bottles?
<Malvado>: I like the rough edges of the coke bottle's cap.
<Crazy cloud>: Malvado like triple penetration +
<Malvado>: Quadruple.
<Malvado>: WHAT THE FUCK?
<Malvado>: My dad just got himself an iPod mini.
<Crazy cloud>: you accidetly stuck a pepsi bottle up your ass?
<Malvado>: He's like "Well I had a couple thousand dollars spare."
<Rapta111>: Pfft.
<Malvado>: They finally got in the silve rones.
<Crazy cloud>: tell him you could of spent that money on some good Coke bottles
<Rapta111>: iPod mini's suck.
<Malvado>: He went a couple of weeks ago but they didn't have silver. 0_o'
<Rapta111>: Just get the normal iPod's.
<Crazy cloud>: I'm gonna dress up as Malvado for halloween and I'll waddle up to the houses and scare people with a noise like "Buurgaahhh" and then I'll shake a tailfeather
<Rapta111>: wonders when Mahn will get rid of these "coke" bottles in our Battle screen.
<Crazy cloud>: those bottles are red because Malvado had anal discharge
<Malvado>: CC.
<Rapta111>: Brb.
<Malvado>: All you need is a hood and a sign on your chest saying "I like boys."
<Rapta111>: Washroom.
<Crazy cloud>: I don't have any hoods, will a trenchcoat work?
<Arlen>: Wait, wouldn't that make you micheal jackson?
<Rapta111>: Back.
<Crazy cloud>: no, that sign would be "I like touching boys after I get them drunk on wine"
<Crazy cloud>: and muscle relaxers
<Arlen>: Ah, ok. Long as we're clear on that
<Malvado>: Anyway.
<Malvado>: My dad didn't get an iPod.
<Malvado>: He got one of those 5gb Zen things
<Crazy cloud>: I'm gonna play "Micheal Jackson" with my Jacko Action Figure and my Dennis the Mennis Figureine?
