Post by Bolt on Jan 2, 2006 1:18:29 GMT -6
Rachael looks out from behind the curtains. Noticing the crowd she turns to the other 4. Nathan was the comedian, Jackie was the clown type person, Rachael and Mathew were the wrap up act, and there was one other, yet he was always a random act. They only knew him as 'Random'. Their boss comes from behind them, and says,"You guys have 5 minutes. And put on a good show tonight, we have some legends here tonight."
After hearing this, Rachael looks out from the curtains and sees Bolt, Reap, Kija, Mettool(who is REALLY drunk), and Kain sitting at a table talking. Looking back, she sees 'Random' shudder. 'Hmm, I wonder if Random knows them' Rachael thinks to herself.
"Wow, boss was right, there are some legends here tonight, and most of them came from the Pits of Pain to see this too, weird."
As the curtains raise, Nathan comes out on stage and starts off with a small joke," Can anyone tell me how many mages it takes to kill an imp? Two! One to kill it and the other to kill the 1st one so he has the glory!"
After this was heard, the club erupts into laughter. Mettool knocks over his table and falls on the floor passed out. Bolt takes this time to take his wallet and act as if nothing happened. Reap and Kija just shake their heads and Kain is asleep. Woken up by the laughter and the table falling over, Kain wakes up and jumps. His head hits the celling and the club laughs even harder. Bolt picks the table back up and waves for Nathan to go on.
For half an hour, Nathan makes jokes then Jackie comes on.
Jackie announces from the stage,"Now everyone, check under your chair and see what you have under there!"
The people int he club check under their chair, some getting gold, and someone getting a pie from above. Somehow Bolt's had a magnet under it with alot of gold. Reap chuckles and Kija points to the crowd. Bolt throws the gold out and sets Kain and Mettool in their chairs.
Jackie announces again," Now, I need a volunteer to come up on stage to help me with my next act! Hmmmm how about you sir! Yes you with the bandanna and red hair!"
Jackie points at Bolt, yet Bolt moves behind Reap and pushes him onstage instead.
"OK, well just deal with this OK? Now what I need you to do is stand on this spot here. Not there here!"
The crowd starts to chuckle at Reap, but stop when he gazes at them. After Jackie gets Reap in place, she calls out to the crowd," Now, I've put a number underneath Reap. I'll call 5 people, if you guess the number right, water will pour on Reap, but if the 5 people can't guess right, them water will be poured onto all of you! Heres another catch, if you take too long, I'll throw these homemade pies at your face. and They're a few weeks old so watch it!"
Jackie points to the bartender and he replies,"6?"
Water is poured onto the bartender.
Jackie points to a Lierian Dragoon,"3?"
Suddenly, Water pours onto the man, and Reap at the same time. The pub erupts into laughter, even Kija and Reap crack a smile, so Rachael thinks. As she watches from the he back, she tries to think of an act that she and Mathew can come up with to top it. After talking with Mat, they come up with a skit.
Rachael comes out onto stage saying," Welcome, this is the second to last act! Hope you all brought your extra lungs, cause you'll need them! Now, My partner,Mat, and I,Rachael, will perform the most daring stunt possible!"
A spotlight shines on Mat, who is on the rafters of the pub. Mat waves to the crowd, and Rachael calls up,"You ready?"
Mat yells down,"LETS DO THIS!"
Mat jumps off the rafters diving head first into the stage, but right before he hits, Rachael grabs his legs and starts to swing him around in circles. She lets him go and Mat go flying into the wall, where he quickly turns around and kicks off,back to Rachael where she catches him by the hand and holds him above her head, where Mat does a handstand. Rachael puts Mathew down the the pub stands up applauding like crazy. Rachael and Mathew bow and bow and head back stage. Then the boss, Mr. Scat, comes out onto stage and shouts,"Now ladies and gentlemen, here is our final act, Random!"
A person shrouded in a cloak comes onto stage holding a spear in his hand. Rachael notices Bolt and Reap starting to stand up and walk to the bartender. As they whisper to him, Mr.Scat tells Rachael and the others to head toward the rafters so they'll be safe from what is about to happen. Bolt jumps up onto a table and runs at 'Random' Reap tells everyone to get out, and Kija tries to wake up Kani and nd Mettool. A person in a brown cloak comes into the bar as everyone is running out. Bolt disappears and his voice is heard somewhere int he room," You won't escape this time DD!"
Bolt appears beside Rachael on the rafters and whispers,"Don't worry, we'll take him. Hes been running from us for a long time. I heard a person in a blue cloak and with gray hair worked at this pub now, so I got Reap and them to help me get him back."
Bolt disappears again as a small poison cloud appears beside Rachael. Rachael covers her mouth with a cloth as not to inhale the toxins. She looks back down and sees Bolt fighting Random or DD as he called him, in a fight. She looks and sees a brown cloaked man walk toward the stage with a giant axe in his hands. The man raises the axe and cuts DD's spear in half. Tumbling back, DD gets us and sets the brown cloak man on fire. Reap and Kija pour water on him, and Kain is in the rafters trying to get a good view of where to hit DD without hurting him.
DD,"Damn it Bolt, why did you have to ruin this?! For once I wasn't on your leash and I was having fun."
Bolt,"You forget, since your father killed mine and left me an orphan, he ordered you to stay with me till death. Now I'm sticking to that word and your coming with me!"
Rachael looses balance and falls from the rafters. Closing her eyes, she feels a pair of hands grab her in midair. When she opens her eyes, she sees Kain gliding toward the ground. Feeling the wind on her hair, she sees it soar and getting messy. When Kain puts her on the ground, she says thanks and fixes her hair. Just then, DD rushes toward Rachael with the sharp end of the spear and yells to the others,"I'm warning you, if you don't want this girl harmed, you won't follow!"
DD walks backward toward the bar door still holding Rachael, when he bumps into Mettool. Looking up, DD starts to scream as Mettool grabs him by the shoulders and says,drunkly,"Leavethe littlelady alone*hic* man. Its nt vry polit to do that."
DD drops Rachael, who runs to the rest of her friends, and watches in amusement as Mettool starts spanking DD like a baby. Bolt,Kain,Kija,Reap, and Mahn(the brown cloaked man) start laughing like manics. Bolt hands Mettool another beer and watches Met spank him more.
Bolt pulls Rachael aside and puts a huge bag of gold in her hand and says," Sorry about ruining your show tonight, but we had to get him back. This is for helping Mettool catch DD...god that was so friggen hilarious. Well, hope I come around when and see your show when theres so surprises."
Bolt hands another bag of gold to Rachael and runs off to catch the others. Thinking that Bolt was being teased, Rachael sees him push Reap into Kain. Watching them laugh as they walk off, she smiles and thinks this was the best performs they've ever done.
After hearing this, Rachael looks out from the curtains and sees Bolt, Reap, Kija, Mettool(who is REALLY drunk), and Kain sitting at a table talking. Looking back, she sees 'Random' shudder. 'Hmm, I wonder if Random knows them' Rachael thinks to herself.
"Wow, boss was right, there are some legends here tonight, and most of them came from the Pits of Pain to see this too, weird."
As the curtains raise, Nathan comes out on stage and starts off with a small joke," Can anyone tell me how many mages it takes to kill an imp? Two! One to kill it and the other to kill the 1st one so he has the glory!"
After this was heard, the club erupts into laughter. Mettool knocks over his table and falls on the floor passed out. Bolt takes this time to take his wallet and act as if nothing happened. Reap and Kija just shake their heads and Kain is asleep. Woken up by the laughter and the table falling over, Kain wakes up and jumps. His head hits the celling and the club laughs even harder. Bolt picks the table back up and waves for Nathan to go on.
For half an hour, Nathan makes jokes then Jackie comes on.
Jackie announces from the stage,"Now everyone, check under your chair and see what you have under there!"
The people int he club check under their chair, some getting gold, and someone getting a pie from above. Somehow Bolt's had a magnet under it with alot of gold. Reap chuckles and Kija points to the crowd. Bolt throws the gold out and sets Kain and Mettool in their chairs.
Jackie announces again," Now, I need a volunteer to come up on stage to help me with my next act! Hmmmm how about you sir! Yes you with the bandanna and red hair!"
Jackie points at Bolt, yet Bolt moves behind Reap and pushes him onstage instead.
"OK, well just deal with this OK? Now what I need you to do is stand on this spot here. Not there here!"
The crowd starts to chuckle at Reap, but stop when he gazes at them. After Jackie gets Reap in place, she calls out to the crowd," Now, I've put a number underneath Reap. I'll call 5 people, if you guess the number right, water will pour on Reap, but if the 5 people can't guess right, them water will be poured onto all of you! Heres another catch, if you take too long, I'll throw these homemade pies at your face. and They're a few weeks old so watch it!"
Jackie points to the bartender and he replies,"6?"
Water is poured onto the bartender.
Jackie points to a Lierian Dragoon,"3?"
Suddenly, Water pours onto the man, and Reap at the same time. The pub erupts into laughter, even Kija and Reap crack a smile, so Rachael thinks. As she watches from the he back, she tries to think of an act that she and Mathew can come up with to top it. After talking with Mat, they come up with a skit.
Rachael comes out onto stage saying," Welcome, this is the second to last act! Hope you all brought your extra lungs, cause you'll need them! Now, My partner,Mat, and I,Rachael, will perform the most daring stunt possible!"
A spotlight shines on Mat, who is on the rafters of the pub. Mat waves to the crowd, and Rachael calls up,"You ready?"
Mat yells down,"LETS DO THIS!"
Mat jumps off the rafters diving head first into the stage, but right before he hits, Rachael grabs his legs and starts to swing him around in circles. She lets him go and Mat go flying into the wall, where he quickly turns around and kicks off,back to Rachael where she catches him by the hand and holds him above her head, where Mat does a handstand. Rachael puts Mathew down the the pub stands up applauding like crazy. Rachael and Mathew bow and bow and head back stage. Then the boss, Mr. Scat, comes out onto stage and shouts,"Now ladies and gentlemen, here is our final act, Random!"
A person shrouded in a cloak comes onto stage holding a spear in his hand. Rachael notices Bolt and Reap starting to stand up and walk to the bartender. As they whisper to him, Mr.Scat tells Rachael and the others to head toward the rafters so they'll be safe from what is about to happen. Bolt jumps up onto a table and runs at 'Random' Reap tells everyone to get out, and Kija tries to wake up Kani and nd Mettool. A person in a brown cloak comes into the bar as everyone is running out. Bolt disappears and his voice is heard somewhere int he room," You won't escape this time DD!"
Bolt appears beside Rachael on the rafters and whispers,"Don't worry, we'll take him. Hes been running from us for a long time. I heard a person in a blue cloak and with gray hair worked at this pub now, so I got Reap and them to help me get him back."
Bolt disappears again as a small poison cloud appears beside Rachael. Rachael covers her mouth with a cloth as not to inhale the toxins. She looks back down and sees Bolt fighting Random or DD as he called him, in a fight. She looks and sees a brown cloaked man walk toward the stage with a giant axe in his hands. The man raises the axe and cuts DD's spear in half. Tumbling back, DD gets us and sets the brown cloak man on fire. Reap and Kija pour water on him, and Kain is in the rafters trying to get a good view of where to hit DD without hurting him.
DD,"Damn it Bolt, why did you have to ruin this?! For once I wasn't on your leash and I was having fun."
Bolt,"You forget, since your father killed mine and left me an orphan, he ordered you to stay with me till death. Now I'm sticking to that word and your coming with me!"
Rachael looses balance and falls from the rafters. Closing her eyes, she feels a pair of hands grab her in midair. When she opens her eyes, she sees Kain gliding toward the ground. Feeling the wind on her hair, she sees it soar and getting messy. When Kain puts her on the ground, she says thanks and fixes her hair. Just then, DD rushes toward Rachael with the sharp end of the spear and yells to the others,"I'm warning you, if you don't want this girl harmed, you won't follow!"
DD walks backward toward the bar door still holding Rachael, when he bumps into Mettool. Looking up, DD starts to scream as Mettool grabs him by the shoulders and says,drunkly,"Leavethe littlelady alone*hic* man. Its nt vry polit to do that."
DD drops Rachael, who runs to the rest of her friends, and watches in amusement as Mettool starts spanking DD like a baby. Bolt,Kain,Kija,Reap, and Mahn(the brown cloaked man) start laughing like manics. Bolt hands Mettool another beer and watches Met spank him more.
Bolt pulls Rachael aside and puts a huge bag of gold in her hand and says," Sorry about ruining your show tonight, but we had to get him back. This is for helping Mettool catch DD...god that was so friggen hilarious. Well, hope I come around when and see your show when theres so surprises."
Bolt hands another bag of gold to Rachael and runs off to catch the others. Thinking that Bolt was being teased, Rachael sees him push Reap into Kain. Watching them laugh as they walk off, she smiles and thinks this was the best performs they've ever done.