Post by Constantine on Apr 28, 2008 16:55:21 GMT -6
Taken from www.albinoblacksheep.com/
Do not use twenty words when five will do. Do not try to make friends. Do not try to endear yourself to anyone, ever. Avoid complex or compound sentences. Do not try to "burn", "pwn," or "trick" anyone. Do not be optimistic about your chances of acceptance. There is no such thing as friendship, only bored amusement. There is no such thing as entertainment, only less boredom. You are not happy, you are only less apathetic than usual. You do not like the mainstream because you are not a sheep; you can only reference the mainstream ironically. You do not like the underground because you are not a faggot; you can only reference the underground ironically. Watch your spelling and grammar so that people won't think you're an idiot. But mess up your spelling and grammar occasionally so people won't think you're a faggot. Disparage the forum but not the forumgoers, not even the shitty ones, until you've got a higher postcount. But remember that postcount doesn't matter. Disparage the mods always. Remember that you don't care about other people but never actually say you don't because that's interpreted as drama. Before replying to a post remember that sarcasm has been known to go as deep as five layers and you've almost certainly misunderstood. Preview your post before you send it. Keep a die next to your keyboard; when you're about to post roll, and if it shows evens then go ahead. If not, exit your browser and try again tomorrow. Remember that most users are gimmick accounts or trolls, with the exception of the A-Team. If you make a mistake and are called out, pretend it was sarcastic and then imply that the person who called you out is mentally deficient. But don't use words like "mentally deficient". Unless it's sarcastic. And never ever ever draw out a conversation with anyone, ever, because by the end of three post-and-reply exchanges, it's either a circlejerk or a drama. Maybe both, but never neither.
Do not use twenty words when five will do. Do not try to make friends. Do not try to endear yourself to anyone, ever. Avoid complex or compound sentences. Do not try to "burn", "pwn," or "trick" anyone. Do not be optimistic about your chances of acceptance. There is no such thing as friendship, only bored amusement. There is no such thing as entertainment, only less boredom. You are not happy, you are only less apathetic than usual. You do not like the mainstream because you are not a sheep; you can only reference the mainstream ironically. You do not like the underground because you are not a faggot; you can only reference the underground ironically. Watch your spelling and grammar so that people won't think you're an idiot. But mess up your spelling and grammar occasionally so people won't think you're a faggot. Disparage the forum but not the forumgoers, not even the shitty ones, until you've got a higher postcount. But remember that postcount doesn't matter. Disparage the mods always. Remember that you don't care about other people but never actually say you don't because that's interpreted as drama. Before replying to a post remember that sarcasm has been known to go as deep as five layers and you've almost certainly misunderstood. Preview your post before you send it. Keep a die next to your keyboard; when you're about to post roll, and if it shows evens then go ahead. If not, exit your browser and try again tomorrow. Remember that most users are gimmick accounts or trolls, with the exception of the A-Team. If you make a mistake and are called out, pretend it was sarcastic and then imply that the person who called you out is mentally deficient. But don't use words like "mentally deficient". Unless it's sarcastic. And never ever ever draw out a conversation with anyone, ever, because by the end of three post-and-reply exchanges, it's either a circlejerk or a drama. Maybe both, but never neither.
